Feel the power of the sexy side of the force!

Sep 21, 2011 20:43

Characters: Anya and ANYONE! For this is open to anyone who wants to make a purchase, visit Anya, or just go in, stammer in embarrassment, and run away.
Location: Forcegasms Adult toy and holovid store.
Planet: Coruscant
When: All day
What: Selling sex toys. And chatting with friends.
Rating: PG-13

It has been frequently proven that the toys here also make good weapons. Just saying. Also? There are educational pamphlets! ...don't check out the Hutt ones. Really. )

☄firefly: kaylee frye, ☄devil may cry: dante, btvs: andrew wells, btvs: buffy summers, star wars: leia organa, btvs: anya jenkins, ☄btvs: riley finn

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nowthatsjunk September 25 2011, 21:59:50 UTC
[Kaylee ain't gonna mince words, but she's been more than just ignored since she'd shown up on this planet and with Simon gone and the really hot guy moving in... well, things ain't gonna unstress themselves.

She's made her way into the shop and is browsing the aisles. She'll pick up something...]

This come in any other colors that ain't so... neon?

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nomorevengeance September 26 2011, 04:21:45 UTC
[Anya looks over and shakes her head.] Not that particular model, no. But there's a very similar one over there [She points] that comes in far more neutral tones.

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nowthatsjunk September 26 2011, 04:26:55 UTC
[Kaylee nods and glances to where the woman is pointing. She spots the other shelf and moves to go take a look at those.]

Yeah, these are real nice. I mean, what I had b'fore wasn't all fancy like this. Just somethin' simple and quiet. Mean, it's gotta be quiet.

Swear people round here can hear just 'bout anything if they want to.

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nomorevengeance September 26 2011, 04:41:09 UTC
Yes, especially considering how many people around here have superpowers like enhanced hearing. Some of them are specifically designed to be quiet, you know. It should say on the box.

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nowthatsjunk September 26 2011, 05:19:09 UTC
I guess I should really do some comparative shoppin' then, huh?

I didn't even know there were so many kinds. Back home it wasn't exactly like there were shops. You could get them from a certain type'a person, but really it weren't like you wanted them to know.

Then there was the Academy. All them companions, seemed sorta wasteful to buy something that did their job. Mean, not that I ever did. With a Companion.

Just... got kinda lonely out in the black.

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nomorevengeance September 27 2011, 04:26:57 UTC
Yes, I've come to realize that. [Anya doesn't really know what a companion or the academy is, or what the black is, though that one she can guess, but... she gets the gist of it.] Why do you think I opened this store? A girl has needs, you know, and I don't see why we need to wait for some man to deal with them.

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nowthatsjunk September 28 2011, 02:47:05 UTC
Well ain't that the truth. Most men think they know best, too. Bein' all stubborn and pushy.

[Kaylee mostly rambles to herself, browsing the shelves some more.]

What'd you say your name was?

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nomorevengeance October 3 2011, 03:11:56 UTC
And they're very rarely as good in bed as they think they are.

Actually, I didn't. But it's Anya. What's yours?

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nowthatsjunk October 3 2011, 03:15:20 UTC
Oh, that's a real pretty name. I'm Kaylee and it's been a while since I've had any guy that even could say somethin' 'bout his performance in bed, let alone lie about it.

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nomorevengeance October 3 2011, 07:08:54 UTC
Thank you! Yours is pretty too. And believe me, I have, and I wish I hadn't. Men. I like the sex, but the emotions are hard and confusing.

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nowthatsjunk October 4 2011, 05:36:17 UTC
[Kaylee smiles, she gives a slight nod to the remarks being made, but she's kinda fond of the emotions being hard and confusing.]

Well, it kinda makes it worth it though. The hard and confusin' bits. I don't think love should be something you just get handed. Sure it'll be all sorts of screwed up and probably end up hurtin' more than you figured.

Still, when you get through all that and you still got somethin' good? I mean, really good?

Kinda makes it seem like it wasn't hard at all.

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nomorevengeance October 5 2011, 06:14:23 UTC
Well. [Anya comes around to the front of the counter, leaning against it.] That's all very well and good. Unless it turns out what you thought was really good and not hard at all ends terribly and painfully and brings your very world crashing down around you.

[...cheery, isn't she?]

I like the little butterfly shaped one. It comes with a remote.

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nowthatsjunk October 15 2011, 19:42:01 UTC
Oh, that's real handy like. Think I'll just stick with what I know this time. Hopefully, won't be needin' it for all too long.

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