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it liiiiiives
So, you may recall that I haven't posted in, uh, FOREVER. Or possibly five months or so, whichever is more accurate. So, I have a lot of catching up to do! I started by trimming my flist of people who don't have me friended back, because it made sense to do that before I looked at all the entries and remembered that they were funny or whatever ( Read more... ) -
in which she makes a phone-call
Woke up this morning with an obnoxious beep-beep-beep every few seconds from the direction of the road. After about half an hour of this, I crawled out of bed to glare out the window. There was a van illegally parked with its lights flashing and beeeeeeeping. I was displeased ( Read more... ) -
Tee hee
So, man, I'm terribly terrible at replying to posts and comments and stuff, or even posting, but *waves* to everyone, and some *hugs* for good measure.
HAI THIS WEEKEND R ROCK2WGTN. ROCK2WGTN R SRS BIZNIS ( Read more... ) -
eeps
Er. I was running late for plane and they said: no, you cannot have checked luggage, it is too late, you have to take it as carry-on. And I said: um. And they said: do you have anything sharp? To which I replied: does a pocket knife count ( Read more... ) -
Case 'and' point! Case 'and' point! *snort*
......I'ma nuke you in the face!!!
I'ma nuke you in the face!Srs lack of logic makes the baby chinesecurse...giggle hysterically and fall over ( Read more... ) -
if it weren't for these people, würden wir alle Deutsches sprechen!
Man, the internet is just full of crazy today ( Read more... ) -
CHAOSVIZIER
Her name is bloodquartz. She is impressed by your mighty tale of spaghettios and wishes you to know that she once set alight a pot of rice.
I dunno...I kinda think the spaghettios story is classier. But I have a whole year to get her to set something more interesting on fire.
FIIIIIRE. Mmm, omnomnom. -
Oh subconscious, you so crazy
So, invading alien army. I am dashing special ops agent who fights them! Dashingly ( Read more... ) -
bleh
Omnomnom. I has chicken soup.
*clutches it*
In other news, I continue to be astounded at the general stupidity of the human race.
