So, invading alien army. I am dashing special ops agent who fights them! Dashingly ( Read more... )

I forgot to mention: I had a dream involving PREHISTORIC ARMADILLO BATTLE FORTRESSES.

They were armadillos! But they were so large that people could use them as mobile battle fortresses! Hurrah the giant hollow armadillos!

Also: they were blue and red, and it was set in the past.

TOTALLY LEGITIMATE DREAM.

When I finally got to sleep this morning (which was, coincidentally, not long before I had to get up to go back to work *rolls eyes*), I dreamed.

I had the most pornographic dream in the world ever. *is scarred ( Read more... )

"Love is blind, but friendship closes its eyes ( Read more... )

Fucked up dream. I wound up taking a bunch of mechanics hostage. They were toying with me and toying with me and after the whole thing was done and the rego was found, they offered me money to compensate for the upset of their practical joke. I wanted to blow up their stupid building. All through it the feeling of everything spinning out of ( Read more... )

Because my dream was just that crazy-awesome, it gets its own userpic. Ha.

Last night I dreamed a documentary (not that I was watching a documentary, you understand, just the documentary itself) (or possibly news report?) about the disaster in the Sahara Desert ( Read more... )

My back hurts. I missed out on time-and-a-half pay yesterday (Waitangi Day, Feb 6; google it you foreign bastards :-) ) and wasted money on doctors and pills. Fuckity. Today I breathed deep and went to work anyway. Then I came home and lay face down and cried ( Read more... )

Okay, so I mentioned my thing where battle or conflict dreams are water-based, yeah?

Well, I was about to launch into a rambling entry about last night's dream, in which the enemy wasn't water-dwelling, but then I realised that it wasn't actually a battle or conflict dream and they weren't the enemy ( Read more... )

Yesterday

"Think 3/4 time as you walk, and feel the joy in your step."

The Rock DJ said, "The Little Book of Calm. You have a Little Book of Calm! I want a Little Book of Calm!"

Then, we both shouted, "AND A PICKLE!"

I should spent some time just chilling out and watching Black BooksI have a three-quarter length oilskin coat for Blaine-in-the ( Read more... )