Oh subconscious, you so crazy
So, invading alien army. I am dashing special ops agent who fights them! Dashingly!
Me and my team are fighting a team of aliens, and it looks suspiciously like the graphics of a playstation war game or something, but hey, let's not quibble.
I wind up cut off from the group, and there is alien, their prince, and it would be really swell if I could kill him and thwart this whole invasion but, uh, he kind of gets the drop on me. Oops. Aaaaanyway, I convince him that instead of eating me, what he really should do first is mate with me. This has the effect of turning me into a hybrid, and also, I don't get eaten, huzzah.
I have a number of choices here, clearly. I could: try to kill the prince and win the war, save humanity. I could: do any number of other, loyal-to-my-species, things.
Naturally, I team up with the prince and we rule the aliens together.
Um, it's possible that if we're ever invaded, you should shoot me first.
P.S.: They weren't even cool, majestic aliens. They were pointy, bug-like aliens.
Me and my team are fighting a team of aliens, and it looks suspiciously like the graphics of a playstation war game or something, but hey, let's not quibble.
I wind up cut off from the group, and there is alien, their prince, and it would be really swell if I could kill him and thwart this whole invasion but, uh, he kind of gets the drop on me. Oops. Aaaaanyway, I convince him that instead of eating me, what he really should do first is mate with me. This has the effect of turning me into a hybrid, and also, I don't get eaten, huzzah.
I have a number of choices here, clearly. I could: try to kill the prince and win the war, save humanity. I could: do any number of other, loyal-to-my-species, things.
Naturally, I team up with the prince and we rule the aliens together.
Um, it's possible that if we're ever invaded, you should shoot me first.
P.S.: They weren't even cool, majestic aliens. They were pointy, bug-like aliens.