I need to see "The Plight of Clownana".

I don't care what the dictionary says: 'judgement' just looks stupid written down.

Okay, apart from the fact that I am quite clearly the physical embodiment of SEX, I am (just so you all know) having a really fantastic hair day.

In less important news, this is freakin' hi-larious. This girl is totally on my ninja squad. I want balls like that. Great big testicle-scented balls ( Read more... )

CHOCOLATE FISH MAKE EVERYTHING GOOD.

I has a plan! I has a flavour! I has a plan AND a flavour!

Hokay, so. I'm dosed up to the eyeballs on fluoxecodeine (*) and Australia is all, 'WTF, mate?' I was thinking about injuries (mine in particular), and I realised that somewhere out there a very confused voodoo doll is getting damaged on a frequent basis without anyone touching it. ( Read more... )

"Love is blind, but friendship closes its eyes ( Read more... )

Because my dream was just that crazy-awesome, it gets its own userpic. Ha.

This is going to be a truly obnoxious userpic.

I have said more than once that my nudity is invitation-only; however, I'm not so uptight that I won't wander around doing housework in my underwear.

I will not buy a glow-in-the-dark rubber jellyfish.

I will not buy a glow-in-the-dark rubber jellyfish.

I will not buy a glow-in-the-dark rubber jellyfish.

(Or a ninja rubber duckie. *stare* *stare* *covet*)