I am a small drowned rat ( Read more... )

Tonight at work was hilarious for the sole reason that we kept abandoning our posts to go outside and see if the lunar eclipse was peeping through the clouds yet. They should fire us all. Fortunately, the customers found our childlike excitement entertaining rather than idiotic and frustrating ( Read more... )

A week ago, I came home with my jacket half unzipped, in winter in the middle of the night, so my collarbones grew to ice. In my mind, I could see the patterns the ice would make, drawing to a shallow V above my breasts ( Read more... )

How do you link YouTube vids in an lj post? I am going to the dark side because I feel strongly that Julie needs to see this and I can't stand not knowing how to do something that other people can do ( Read more... )

Yesterday = wangst. Today = ohmygodsohornyFUCK. Tomorrow, therefore = ANGER like no mortal has ever seen. Plus blood and cramps. Joy ( Read more... )

Yeah, well, I was going to go to university today, but my scooter accidentally sort of wound up travelling in the opposite direction. *shifty eyes*

I went to Halswell Quarry and basked in the sun with the geckos. I'll learn later.

So, you know, February is traditionally time when Christchurch remembers it's supposed to have that summer thing. My head is pounding, I have magical hospital wristbands to here and back. I don't even know what that means. I remember what I was going to say! I have decided to spend the entire day wearing a miniskirt and a bra. I am still too ( Read more... )

I have said more than once that my nudity is invitation-only; however, I'm not so uptight that I won't wander around doing housework in my underwear.

You know, it's awfully hard to wind down from work by taking a long scooter ride in the summer sun when the stupid Southern Hemisphere is hailingOkay, maybe not the entire Southern Hemisphere, but my little section of it ( Read more... )

I just spent two hours riding around the city in the sunshine.