No Event ♥ While the daughter's away the cougar will play ♥ Aphro variable~

[mr_chekov]

"Well, hello there, aren't you just a pretty little thing." The smirk was practically written all over the woman's tone as she stopped her newest victim in the hallway. She was an older woman who appeared to be in her late thirties, with a few wrinkles around her eyes-- laughter lines she would have called them --and obviously not as young as half

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[brothercumface]

Minatsuki was, truthfully, far too busy being disgusted and slightly mortified (it was different when men old enough to her her father hit on her. When women who looked like they'd be better off in the kitchen or pregnant or too old to have another fucking kid did it...it was disturbing) to look around and notice that perhaps the two of them were not alone in this hallway. Her eyebrows had rocketed upward at the funny Russian word, and had stayed there throughout the woman's proposition. It almost felt as if her face was frozen as such, now, juicebox in hand and straw in mouth and both brown eyes affixed upon the strange woman...

God, damn she felt awkward.

"Don't you have a kitty car pool to be organizing?" the teen drawled after a second. "Or some snotty nose to wipe? And what the fuck is a lapushka?"

[mr_chekov]

Oh Lord in heaven above. It just had to be Minatsuki that her mother had decided to hit on. Hadn't it? Because it would just be far too boring for her to stick to people her own age. Pasha felt her eye twitch. No, she wasn't going to allow this. That woman always stole her girlfriends and boyfriends and she sure as hell wasn't going to steal her...well she wasn't going to fuck Mina at any rate if the girl had anything to do with it

[brothercumface]

She balked slightly as the - well, that was short little Pasha, wasn't it! - girl bounded up next to her and gave her a quick peck on the cheek. As if it weren't disturbing enough to be come onto by a woman old enough to have reared her, now she had someone whom she was quite assured hated her with a burning passion despite the rather fabulous sex they'd had in the past. Haltingly, the brunette turned her head to blink at the little navigator.

The tension...practically crackled in the air. And felt as if she could cut the tension in the air with a butter knife. "That's...your mom." She drawled, disgustedly, taking a half step back from the older woman. "Oh...Wow."

Minatsuki felt utterly out of her element. And very disturbed.

[mr_chekov]

"She gawe birth to me but she is no Mama of mine." No, that job had been left to her brothers to raise her and see to her whilst Kata had been off gallivanting around the universe.

Kata rolled her eyes, leaning against the wall. "Oh Pasha, always so disapproving and dull. Such a good little girl. Why don't you go off and play with your dollies like a good child while the adults talk." Her smirk was all but gone now, but her eyes hadn't stopped looking over Minatsuki just yet. The girl had noticed this and as Mina stepped back she moved more in front of her, still holding onto her arm.

"Oh Kata, always such a whore." There was extremely little love lost between the pair. "Back off. She's mine. You can't hawe her." Pasha at this point couldn't have cared more if it had of been Nero, the criminal that had destroyed all of planet Vulcan. This was a stand against her mother and there was no way she was winning this one.

[dontcallmeerky]

It took Erk all of about five seconds to realize what Kata's intentions were. Once he did, he blushed brightly and tried to glance away. It wasn't that the older woman wasn't very attractive, but he wasn't really used to being propositioned so openly even in the hotel. "I, ah... w-well..."

He was reasonably sure "lapuska" was a term of endearment, but that really didn't make this any less awkward.

[mr_chekov]

Oh great, she was making the poor guy nervous. Pasha felt oddly guilty on her mother's behalf although she knew the woman had next to no shame when it came to these kinds of things. It was embarrassing to have her do this and the little navigator felt responsible.

With a sigh she glanced around the corner once more before grinning fakely she walked up beside the poor man, grabbing onto his hand and kissing him softly on the cheek. "Hello darling." This was going to be the only way to save the poor man after all and she didn't know his name. "Mother! What a horrible surprise to see you here? I see you hawe met my boyfriend?" She smiled at the older woman, sending clear 'back off' vibes.

[dontcallmeerky]

Erk was really hoping this was a trick to get the older woman to back off, because the alternative was that this girl actually thought he was her boyfriend, and he didn't really want to have to be the one to disabuse her of the idea. Either way, he managed to go even redder at the kiss, but smiled at her weakly. "Oh, hello, love."

[mr_chekov]

Pasha gave him an apologetic smile before stepping in front of him, letting go of his hand. The girl's mother quirked an eyebrow. "Not sharing today, Pasha?" She asked. "Your little friend looks a treat, I'm so glad I raised a daughter just like myself." Kata smiled, but there was nothing maternal about it, but it was fierce, the manner in which her lips pulled back over her teeth.

"Sorry. You can't hawe this one. He's mine, Kata." She stated, folding her arms over his chest. "There are many others in this place better suited to you. Leawe him and myself alone. I do not wish for you to contact me again." At Kata's raised eyebrow she turned on her heel, grabbing the man's hand once more with no more then a 'Come along now, dear.' and marched them both around the corner before promptly dropping his hand and starting to apologise profusely. "I am so so so so sorry, sir. I do not think she will bother you again though."

[anotherargeneau]

Between his boyish good looks and his mental abilities Lyon was used to girls hitting on him, but it was rare for a woman to do so. He wasn't complaining though. The dark haired beauty poured into the skimpy red dress currently showering him with attention was seriously hot. Sure, she had a few wrinkles here and there, but for someone from a race as long-lived as Lyon's was, age wasn't really an issue.

"Sure babe. But I have to warn you - I play rough." Lyon lifted his chin away form Kata's finger and grabbed her wrist with startling speed. His grip was painless but unbreakable as he tugged her sharply forward. "Are you sure you can handle me?" The young Immortal's grin was devilish as he blatantly ogled Kata's shapely form.

[mr_chekov]

The curves were a Chekov family trait, and the youngest Chekov female with said curves wasn't far off screaming with anger. Oh fuck no. Pasha could feel a tick in her cheek beginning, it was bad enough that it was her damned mother but with Lyon of all people? Why did she only ever pick on the hot ones? It just wasn't fair.

Kata smirked deviously in response, oh goody, this one was fun. It was so dull when they just blushed and flailed for responses, this one at least had a little fire in his belly. She was just about to make a lewd response when a phaser blast (Stun rather then kill for now) knocked a hole in the wall next to where she had been standing only moments ago. Kata rolled her eyes. There was only a few people she knew capable of doing that

[anotherargeneau]

The sudden blast of energy that blew a whole in the wall caused Lyon to release Kata's wrist and jump backwards with a startled expression on his face. He certainly hadn't expected that! He hadn't expected to see Pasha emerge from around the corner pointing what was probably the source of said blast at Kata's head either. The fact that they obviously knew each other only made things even more confusing, at least until Lyon's sharp eyes noticed the obvious family resemblance between the two girls.

"Uh, Pasha? Are you sure you should be pointing that thing at your sister's head like that?" Lyon had no idea what was going on, but one thing he did know was that he wasn't too keen on people waving around guns around that could take a big chunk out of the wall like that. So he quickly decided that is was in his own best interests o do what he could to help defuse the situation.

[mr_chekov]

"She isn't my sister!" Pasha was quick to protest angrily while the older woman laughed, clearly amused beyond belief and unconcerned by the gun still being pointed at her. "Pasha. Stop waving your toys around. You'll hurt yourself." Kata scolded playfully before grabbing the girl's wrist and yanking the phaser out of her grip. "It's so cute that you still think that you're smarter then me." She made a point of puling out the energy pack before throwing the empty phaser back to Pasha. "You can have it back when you calm down, dear." She smiled at her daughter.

Kata then took that opportunity to wink at Lyon before smirking as she added. "No, little Pasha and I are related, but not sisters."

"This witch is my mother." The contempt in her voice was clear and the insult to her height only made the girl want to punch the woman more. "She's also the mother to sewen sons, all of whom she abandoned. Seen any of Dimitri or Piotr recently, Kata?" She practically hissed. "You won't be aware that Thomas got married either, will you?" There was

[timelordoftea]

Ianto had been minding his own business as he traveled through the corridors yet again but the compliment stopped him in his tracks, turning towards the voice he hoped that he hadn't come across one of two people gender swapped.

"You er... are rather beautiful yourself, ma'am." He stammered out once he had finally gotten his tongue working with his brain again. Her closeness and the finger under his chin was the cause of his nervousness and the blush that had crept across the young Time Lord's cheeks.

[mr_chekov]

Aw, how adorable. He was a little older then the young men tht Kata usually liked but he was more then cute enough to make up for that. "Why yes, I am." She smirked, shifting a little closer still, a smirk flighting across her painted lips. "Well Lapushka? You didn't answer my question, did you?"

Pasha was meanwhile standing around the corner. Poor guy, she thought to herself with a small grimmace. The poor thing was almost certainly in Kata's grasps now, but she had to do something to help him, if only out of guilt of having a woman like that related to her. The curly haired girl gave a sigh before rounding the corner and rushing over to Ianto's side. "Hello dear. I see you hawe met mother-dearest." She quickly grabbed his hand, squeeizing it apologetically.

[timelordoftea]

The Welshman could only back away from the elder woman a little more before his back hit the wall behind him, he wasn't really sure what she had meant by play.

"Your... your mother." Ianto stammered out as he looked between the two women then Pasha came to his rescue, he smiled slightly at the apology squeeze to his hand.