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I am that crazy cousin that rolls in every few years hiding from a warrant for her arrest.
Long time, no see. In short:
I'm getting dick again. Yay me. Old Boy and I have sort of reconciled a little. But he's left for army, so it's kind of moot. Might see him in nine weeks. Old Boy, New Boy, and I were all at a party where alcohol was heavily present. Hilarity ensued. Best line of the night came from Old Boy: "Where's your douche ( Read more... ) -
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Might as well do this in between bouts of sobbing.
Please leave a one-word comment that you think best describes me. It can only be one word. No more.
I'll use your word to write you something. It could be a one-sentence, a drabble, or a fic.
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Oh hi, Mark!
This is this girl on Facebook. She is a cutie patootie. Imma try and git wid her. Not particularly relevant, just what I'm thinking.
Post random shit meme, I guess. Anything really. Feel free to bitch me out for not ever being on here. -
We interupt your program for this important message:
Hey, local friends. If you see my mom, get a call from my mom, come in contact at all with my mom, try and leave as soon as possible. Don't answer calls or texts from her (she has my phone). Be polite, but get out of there. Do not listen to anything she says about me. It is not true. I am safe, I am fine, I am not on drugs ( Read more... ) -
It Sparks and You're Ready for Sugery, Sugery
Mom's surgery may be delayed until September 8th. She's trying to see what's going on right now. This is such bullshit. -
More Memes.
HONESTY MEME
► post this into your lj publicly.
► others will reply anonymously (if they'd like) with what they really think of you.
► cry, because this meme is so brutal, and it hurts.
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Hey hey.
Give me a character (and no one is off limits, whether they come from a book, a movie, television, you get the picture. i just have to recognize the name.) and I will give you at least five facts about them according to my own personal canon. This can range from their birthday, favorite color or even their earliest memory up to what they had ( Read more... )