I am that crazy cousin that rolls in every few years hiding from a warrant for her arrest.
Long time, no see. In short:
I'm getting dick again. Yay me. Old Boy and I have sort of reconciled a little. But he's left for army, so it's kind of moot. Might see him in nine weeks. Old Boy, New Boy, and I were all at a party where alcohol was heavily present. Hilarity ensued. Best line of the night came from Old Boy: "Where's your douche boyfriend so I can punch him in the nuts?" Old Boy then proceeded to fall off his seat.
Mommas be crazy. I am currently not talking to her.
Bombed exams; failed classes. Hooray. Get to repeat them. School is soooooo fucked up. I don't even know what I gotta do about it.
I need a job. I need to get off my lazy ass and look. A more gas efficient car isn't going to buy itself.
I'm meeting lots of cool, awesome people, and partying a lot. I'm popular. I'm ever so popular. The friends that I'm cozy with, tell me I'm a bitch, and it's the greatest troll of all. And I'm so very happy, I've become so popular.
I'm getting dick again. Yay me. Old Boy and I have sort of reconciled a little. But he's left for army, so it's kind of moot. Might see him in nine weeks. Old Boy, New Boy, and I were all at a party where alcohol was heavily present. Hilarity ensued. Best line of the night came from Old Boy: "Where's your douche boyfriend so I can punch him in the nuts?" Old Boy then proceeded to fall off his seat.
Mommas be crazy. I am currently not talking to her.
Bombed exams; failed classes. Hooray. Get to repeat them. School is soooooo fucked up. I don't even know what I gotta do about it.
I need a job. I need to get off my lazy ass and look. A more gas efficient car isn't going to buy itself.
I'm meeting lots of cool, awesome people, and partying a lot. I'm popular. I'm ever so popular. The friends that I'm cozy with, tell me I'm a bitch, and it's the greatest troll of all. And I'm so very happy, I've become so popular.