I am that crazy cousin that rolls in every few years hiding from a warrant for her arrest.

[teh_amazing_one]

 Long time, no see. In short:

I'm getting dick again. Yay me. Old Boy and I have sort of reconciled a little. But he's left for army, so it's kind of moot. Might see him in nine weeks. Old Boy, New Boy, and I were all at a party where alcohol was heavily present. Hilarity ensued. Best line of the night came from Old Boy: "Where's your douche

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[bleed_peroxide]

You're not a bitch at all. You've had a shitty year, and you're doing what you can to have fun while all this crazy shit's going on. I can't say I'd really join you in all this partying and shit - you know better than anyone I'm a shy little shit around strangers - but I say more power to ya.