[ voice ] i know there's better brothers but you're the only one that's mine

[allthefunever]

[ the tablet turns on to the sound of a hose.

...okay, a hose and bitching. stefan's voice is the first one heard. ]

It's in your hair, Damon.

[ damon sounds utterly unconcerned. ]

Fratellino, there are things in your hair right now I couldn't even name with an anatomy textbook open in front of me. Well, you shouldn't have slept through biology

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i know there's better brothers, but you're the only one that's mine;

[allthefunever]

[ later, when stefan finds out-- and damon holds no illusions he won't-- damon will smirk and claim he just thought this was something the happy couple should deal with on their own, dialing up the implication that he wanted elena to blindside stefan.

the truth is, he's enjoying this time too much to let stefan spoil it with running off to indulge his guilt and beg elena's pardon. it's like they're young men again, before katherine came and turned their rivalry to bitterness. he can't admit that even to himself, though. ]

Don't get your eye in the way of my elbow and I might be able to refrain. And biting is for little girls, Stef.

i know there's better brothers, but you're the only one that's mine;

[allthefunever]

[ damon grins back, rolling his eyes and brushing grass off his bare shoulder with exaggerated care. ]

I wasn't the one who brought up biting. But if we're adding that to the fair game list...

[ it says something that damon doesn't use vampire speed or strength to tackle stefan again; just the bulk afforded to him by nature. ]

[ voice ]

[slaying]

So, those are some wacky sounding nicknames. They almost sound like something involved in ordering a very fancy coffee.

[ voice ]

[slaying]

Oh. Italian. I knew that.

[ voice ]

[aregulargirl]

Huh. Non avrei mai immaginato che erano italiani. Si prende in mano a scuola, o è l'inglese la vostra seconda lingua?

[ max hasn't had the opportunity to speak italian (or any other language) in a long time, but an x5 never forgets. ]

[ translation | i wouldn't have guessed you were italian. you pick it up in school, or is english your second language? ]

[ voice ]

[aregulargirl]

[ and this is max, totally oblivious to stefan's plight. ]

[ voice ]

[allthefunever]

Con un cognome come il Salvatore? Ed è legato per primo.

[ oh, max. you were hot before, but now... you're gonna have to tap this. ]

( translation | with a last name like salvatore? and it's tied for first. )

[location]

[gunsnotvoodoo]

[for three days, loki's done pretty much nothing but wander the streets and shoot at zombies. it's been awesome. but now the zombies are disappearing to whence they came, and loki has nothing but the wandering part to fill the time.]

...Man, back in Wisconsin they'd have the cops on you for doing that shit in public.

[he doesn't seem bothered by it, just observing.]

[location]

[gunsnotvoodoo]

I'm cool, I didn't mean to interrupt your uh... [vague handwave]

[(yes you did, loki, or you'd have just kept on walking.)

he cocks his head and eyes stefan's face with reserved interest, but doesn't say anything about it (for now).]