[ voice ] i know there's better brothers but you're the only one that's mine

[allthefunever]

[ the tablet turns on to the sound of a hose.

...okay, a hose and bitching. stefan's voice is the first one heard. ]

It's in your hair, Damon.

[ damon sounds utterly unconcerned. ]

Fratellino, there are things in your hair right now I couldn't even name with an anatomy textbook open in front of me. Well, you shouldn't have slept through biology

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[ voice ]

[slaying]

So, those are some wacky sounding nicknames. They almost sound like something involved in ordering a very fancy coffee.

[ voice ]

[slaying]

Oh. Italian. I knew that.

[ voice ]

[slaying]

Having an Italian name doesn't guarantee you speak it.

[ voice ]

[slaying]

It's the fluency part throwing me for a loop -- not the nationality, Marguerite.

[ so she gets catty when she feels cornered. ]

[ voice ]

[slaying]

That annoying, huh?

[ voice ]

[slaying]

...Seriously, Stefan? I mean, it's just a name.

[ voice ]

[slaying]

[ and now she feels really guilty. ]

I...I'm sorry. I didn't realize it was such a big deal.

[ voice ] PARTY OF FOREVER THREADS WHEEEEEEEEEE

[allthefunever]

Il caffè è il minimo di quello che possiamo fare.

[ brief pause for more wrestling. ]

I didn't get a name like Damon Salvatore being German.

( translation | 'coffee is the least of what we can do.' )

[ voice ]

[slaying]

Your brother has since clarified. Italian. I get it.

[ voice ]

[allthefunever]

Non avevo mai presumere di dirti una cosa due volte, naturalmente.

( translation | 'i'd never presume to tell you something twice, of course.' )