[ voice ] i know there's better brothers but you're the only one that's mine
[ the tablet turns on to the sound of a hose.
...okay, a hose and bitching. stefan's voice is the first one heard. ]
It's in your hair, Damon.
[ damon sounds utterly unconcerned. ]
Fratellino, there are things in your hair right now I couldn't even name with an anatomy textbook open in front of me.
Well, you shouldn't have slept through biology.
Right, because I desperately need to know these things. I'm all torn up over not knowing what's currently making you smell like that. Give me the hose, by the way. It's my turn.
[ this is the sound of footsteps backing away from the tablet. ]
Come and get it, fratello.
Really? We're going to play this? Are you seventeen-- [ that word is said with no small amount of irony ] Or seven? It's like dealing with--
[ now there's the sound of damon lunging at stefan mid-sentence, and the unmistakable sound of two bodies thumping to the ground and wrestling, the hose left to run onto the lawn unattended. ]
( ooc | stefan and damon, post glitch. they're hosing off on the front lawn of the boarding house; if your character has a reason to be there, come troll in person for sure. otherwise, tablet trolling is a+ as neither know the tablet is on and will be facepalm-y once they found out. normal font color is stefan, the dark red is damon. )
...okay, a hose and bitching. stefan's voice is the first one heard. ]
It's in your hair, Damon.
[ damon sounds utterly unconcerned. ]
Fratellino, there are things in your hair right now I couldn't even name with an anatomy textbook open in front of me.
Well, you shouldn't have slept through biology.
Right, because I desperately need to know these things. I'm all torn up over not knowing what's currently making you smell like that. Give me the hose, by the way. It's my turn.
[ this is the sound of footsteps backing away from the tablet. ]
Come and get it, fratello.
Really? We're going to play this? Are you seventeen-- [ that word is said with no small amount of irony ] Or seven? It's like dealing with--
[ now there's the sound of damon lunging at stefan mid-sentence, and the unmistakable sound of two bodies thumping to the ground and wrestling, the hose left to run onto the lawn unattended. ]
( ooc | stefan and damon, post glitch. they're hosing off on the front lawn of the boarding house; if your character has a reason to be there, come troll in person for sure. otherwise, tablet trolling is a+ as neither know the tablet is on and will be facepalm-y once they found out. normal font color is stefan, the dark red is damon. )