[ voice ] i know there's better brothers but you're the only one that's mine

[allthefunever]

[ the tablet turns on to the sound of a hose.

...okay, a hose and bitching. stefan's voice is the first one heard. ]

It's in your hair, Damon.

[ damon sounds utterly unconcerned. ]

Fratellino, there are things in your hair right now I couldn't even name with an anatomy textbook open in front of me. Well, you shouldn't have slept through biology

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[ voice ]

[aregulargirl]

Huh. Non avrei mai immaginato che erano italiani. Si prende in mano a scuola, o è l'inglese la vostra seconda lingua?

[ max hasn't had the opportunity to speak italian (or any other language) in a long time, but an x5 never forgets. ]

[ translation | i wouldn't have guessed you were italian. you pick it up in school, or is english your second language? ]

[ voice ]

[aregulargirl]

[ and this is max, totally oblivious to stefan's plight. ]

[ voice ]

[allthefunever]

Con un cognome come il Salvatore? Ed è legato per primo.

[ oh, max. you were hot before, but now... you're gonna have to tap this. ]

( translation | with a last name like salvatore? and it's tied for first. )

[ voice ]

[aregulargirl]

Non ricordo i cognomi mai lo scambio. Qual è lo legò con?

[ oh, well, if she must... ]

( translation | i don't recall ever exchanging last names. what's it tied with? )