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[tastysidedish]

[ The feed clicks on to Hideki breathing hard and for once, it's not because he was jacking off, but because he's running. Sounds quite urgent, too. ]

Hey, pervert! You're listening, aren't you? I'm coming for Chii right now so you better be ready!

If anybody else can help, some cosplay pervert kidnapped Chii! He dresses up like a cat and-- Just

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[memory_fugue]

Someone kidnapped your friend?

Where did you see her last?

[tastysidedish]

Last time... Last time we were in Ueda-San's shop. And then Yumi saw Chii and I went after her... My place! We were definitely at my apartment!

...But all this happened before I got here!

[memory_fugue]

What?

[he blinked at that explanation, he's unsure how the sequence went...] So, your friend already got kidnapped even before you arrived in Somarium?

[tastysidedish]

I mean that she's been kidnapped before. She really must be special if people want her even here...

[not_my_grandpa]

Cosplay....

More than likely the person isn't cosplaying.

It really seems that way at first, though, doesn't it?

[tastysidedish]

But this guy had purple cat ears and a tail. There's no way those things could be real!

[not_my_grandpa]

Oh they could be! I've met another cat boy here at Somarium.

There are a lot of different kinds of people here other than just humans. And even some of the humans here have different kinds of abilities that would be strange or dangerous by average human standards!

[tastysidedish]

I don't care about other cosplay freaks, I wanna figure out who kidnapped Chii! I don't understand anything of what you just said.

[scoreatouchdown]

You've gotta be a lot more descriptive with what kind of cosplay freak you're talking about. There's a whole lot of them around here.

[tastysidedish]

No kidding... This one dresses up like a cat! Do you know anything about that guy?

[scoreatouchdown]

Might've seen the guy around. But it's like I just said. "Dressing up like a cat" won't cut it for a description.

[tastysidedish]

What about "Dressing up like a purple cat"?

[gangstaspeak]

[Well, that sounded like a certain cat he did know.]

Yo, you talkin' 'bout, Boris?

[tastysidedish]

Does he dress up like a purple cat?

[gangstaspeak]

He ain't dressin' up, man.

[tastysidedish]

Wait! He's a really cat!?

[fluorite_flux]

Eh? Chii is in trouble?

[tastysidedish]

You know Chii as well? I'm her-- I mean, I'm really worried about her so if you anything then please tell me!

[fluorite_flux]

Hm?

[He considers Hideki for a moment, then ...]

Ah, it must be you!

[tastysidedish]

Do I know you?