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[tastysidedish]

[ The feed clicks on to Hideki breathing hard and for once, it's not because he was jacking off, but because he's running. Sounds quite urgent, too. ]

Hey, pervert! You're listening, aren't you? I'm coming for Chii right now so you better be ready!

If anybody else can help, some cosplay pervert kidnapped Chii! He dresses up like a cat and-- Just

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[gangstaspeak]

[Well, that sounded like a certain cat he did know.]

Yo, you talkin' 'bout, Boris?

[tastysidedish]

Does he dress up like a purple cat?

[gangstaspeak]

He ain't dressin' up, man.

[tastysidedish]

Wait! He's a really cat!?

[gangstaspeak]

Cat-person... thing. I don't get it either man, but those ears an' tail are real, yo.

[tastysidedish]

What the Hell! Right as this place was making some kind of sense... Well anyway! Do you know him?

[gangstaspeak]

Yeah. You lookin' for him?

[tastysidedish]

Damn right I am!

[gangstaspeak]

I ain't sure 'bout this kidnappin' thing but you tried lookin' through the circus yet?

...Drop It Like It's Hot just came on. Pfft.

[tastysidedish]

Not yet! I'm heading over there right now!

[gangstaspeak]

Jus' watch out, yo. That guy's all for playin' dirty.

[tastysidedish]

Dirty? I knew he was an asshole!

[gangstaspeak]

Jus' watch your back, man. He ain't that bad of a guy but there ain't tellin' what he's gonna do next.

[tastysidedish]

You know what I'm dealing with! Just how bad is he?

[gangstaspeak]

Not too bad, yo. He's jus' sneaky, ya get me?

[tastysidedish]

I definitely know that already... But there's no way I'll let him keep Chii! I'm taking him down!