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[tastysidedish]

[ The feed clicks on to Hideki breathing hard and for once, it's not because he was jacking off, but because he's running. Sounds quite urgent, too. ]

Hey, pervert! You're listening, aren't you? I'm coming for Chii right now so you better be ready!

If anybody else can help, some cosplay pervert kidnapped Chii! He dresses up like a cat and-- Just

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[scoreatouchdown]

You've gotta be a lot more descriptive with what kind of cosplay freak you're talking about. There's a whole lot of them around here.

[tastysidedish]

No kidding... This one dresses up like a cat! Do you know anything about that guy?

[scoreatouchdown]

Might've seen the guy around. But it's like I just said. "Dressing up like a cat" won't cut it for a description.

[tastysidedish]

What about "Dressing up like a purple cat"?

[scoreatouchdown]

That'll probably narrow it down.

So someone like that seriously kidnapped Chii?

[tastysidedish]

Yeah! He says he knows where she is!

[scoreatouchdown]

Don't you think you're taking this a little too far? Just because he knows where she is doesn't mean he's kidnapped her.

[tastysidedish]

Why else won't he tell me anything? He said he's been with her this whole time! And who knows what he's doing to her right now!

[scoreatouchdown]

So you think this cat guy's banging her right now?

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[tastysidedish]

Don't just say it like that!

[ brb screaming ]

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[tastysidedish]

But I don't think so. Her memory would have been wiped if he touched her...there.

[scoreatouchdown]

Whoa, whoa. Wait. What do you mean her memory would be wiped?

[tastysidedish]

I don't know if I told you this already, but Chii is a persocom. And her restart button is... [ Cough. Almost whispering: ] ...down there.

[scoreatouchdown]

Yeah, you never got into much detail about that. So she's some kind of computer? And to restart her, you actually have to finger her?

[Shame. Nonexistent in this man's dictionary.]

[tastysidedish]

Right... I mean, I only restarted her when I got her just to see if she'd work! It's not like I was doing it on purpose! Not all persocoms aren't like that... Ueda says his wife's restart button was in her ear.

[scoreatouchdown]

Wife? Someone actually married one of those-- [What did he call it?] Persocoms?

[Not that he'd blame them. Chii's practically the girl-next-door type if she wasn't a computer, robot thing...]