Here's where you bitch about my playing or tell me my playing is bitchin'.

[Hideki sounds very quiet. Any of that perkiness or pervertedness typical of him is nowhere to be heard.]

Hey. In case anybody was wondering where she went, Chii's gone.

...That's good, right? Now she won't get hurt or anything from all the weird stuff that happens in this place. Yeah. Right... I really should be happy for her but... Oh, man! I ( Read more... )

Warnings: Suggestive sexy and scantily dressed girls.
Dream Effect: Characters will feel aroused.

( Wankenstein! )

I NEED TO TALK TO ANYBODY WHO KNOWS ABOUT MACHINES RIGHT NOW!

It's Chii! She's-- Well, I think something's wrong with her! She hasn't woken up at all today. I know strange things happen with her sometimes but she's never stopped working completely...

Shit! This is just like when I found her. If somebody rebooted her... She made so many memories ( Read more... )

[ The feed clicks on to Hideki breathing hard and for once, it's not because he was jacking off, but because he's running. Sounds quite urgent, too. ]

Hey, pervert! You're listening, aren't you? I'm coming for Chii right now so you better be ready!

If anybody else can help, some cosplay pervert kidnapped Chii! He dresses up like a cat and-- Just ( Read more... )

[ The first thing you will notice is a finger on your screen. 'Sup, Somarium? The finger pushes away, showing a very confused Hideki. He knows how to work laptops, okay? Cellphones like this are, like, extinct. ]

This thing is supposed to be a cellphone? Even Sumomo tells you when she's not working!

[ Shaking the DreamBerry. ]

...What the Hell! ( Read more... )

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