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[ The first thing you will notice is a finger on your screen. 'Sup, Somarium? The finger pushes away, showing a very confused Hideki. He knows how to work laptops, okay? Cellphones like this are, like, extinct. ]
This thing is supposed to be a cellphone? Even Sumomo tells you when she's not working!
[ Shaking the DreamBerry. ]
...What the Hell! Shit, where is Shimbo when you need that bastard?
[ Grumbling: ]
How do you find porn on this?