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[tastysidedish]

[ The first thing you will notice is a finger on your screen. 'Sup, Somarium? The finger pushes away, showing a very confused Hideki. He knows how to work laptops, okay? Cellphones like this are, like, extinct. ]

This thing is supposed to be a cellphone? Even Sumomo tells you when she's not working!

[ Shaking the DreamBerry. ]

...What the Hell!

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[carnivalcat]

[... A quirked eye at caller ID but the actual post makes him laugh.]

Nice priorities.

[tastysidedish]

[ PEOPLE CAN HEAR HIM WHAT? He jumps back a bit. ]

Y-You heard that!? No, no! I was just-- Wondering for a buddy of mine. That's all!

[carnivalcat]

[Some snickering on this end. This could be fun.]

Yeah? You already made yourself a buddy here when you can't figure out the Dreamberry? Must be quite the people person.

[tastysidedish]

[ Turning redder by the second! This sucks. ]

Yeah! I mean-- not really! Um! I don't watch stuff like that, of course!

[albhedbnehlacc]

Find what?

[Geez, why are all the weirdos coming out?]

[tastysidedish]

Nothing! I'm not looking for anything!

[circus_knives]

[Just a :| face.]

...Excuse me?

[tastysidedish]

I wasn't just looking for porn! I mean, I was but I was also-- No! I wasn't doing that at all!

[circus_knives]

...Right.

Good luck with that. I doubt you'll find any.

[tastysidedish]

What kind of place doesn't have porn!?

N-Not that I was looking for it!

[chokowaffle]

.... Uhh... thats a Dreamberry. It records dreams, makes calls, and you can tell who's all here from your contact list and who leaves when they aren't on it anymore.

[tastysidedish]

Dreamberry? Then is this also made by the Piffle Company? Wonder why they don't just give you laptops...

[chokowaffle]

Piffle Company...? Laptops...?

[Forgive her, she's from 1914]

[tastysidedish]

Piffle Princess? Haven't you heard of them? I mean, everybody has a persocom these days...

TEXT || Because we are too cool

[codenamehero]

Dude lol you're not going to find porn in this net. Try the dvd rental place.

TEXT || He loves you already, America.

[tastysidedish]

[ "lol"... What's that mean again? Something like laugh or... Oh wait, Sumomo normally laughs it out! It's laughing out loud! Right! ]

My friend. Where is it?

TEXT || Oh how a friendshop starts 8D

[codenamehero]

check out the mall in the city!1! you can't miss the big dvd sign dude

TEXT || Somarium will one day have a pervert convention and everybody will be bros.

[tastysidedish]

What about magazines?