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andsosyourdad wrote in tardis_caps Aug 01, 2010 22:16

TODAY I WOULD LIKE TO TEACH THE CLASS ABOUT SEXUAL RELATIONSHIPS AND HOW TO NOT GET PREGNANT.

DON'T HAVE SEX.SCHOOL SYSTEMS HAVE RECENTLY STARTED GIVING OUT CONDOMS AND I OFFICIALLY DO NOT APPROVE. IT IS DANGEROUS ENOUGH HOLDING HANDS. DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG SEMEN LASTS EXPOSED OUTSIDE OF A TIMELORD BODY? EIGHTEEN YEARS. THAT IS TOO DANGEROUS A ( Read more... )

i am a doctor, hey does this rag smell like chloroform, why don't you have a seat over there, hduhduhduhduhdu, why is no one wearing pants?, ...so you're gay huh, getting in the bitter barn to hay play, no more upgrade no more, ffffffffuuuuu, gtfo ten, no fuck no, rape, i hate you and i hope you die, pure and shit like that, nobody loves me, chemical experiment gone wrong, bitter and alone, timelord victorious semen tm, she wears high heels i wear converse, say whats in this drink, ps they put me on a coin in britain., please stfu, you sucked his what?!

AMY AMY AMY

roryroars wrote in tardis_caps Jun 03, 2010 00:17

OH HI EVERYONE

ANYWAY:
AMY AMY AMY,
I KNOW HOW ~AVERSE~ YOU ARE TO BEING CALLED CHUBS AND GETTING KNOCKED UP IN GENERAL SO I BOUGHT YOU GIFTS!!

FIRST:

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tiemcockagent wrote in tardis_caps May 26, 2010 20:08

I'M HOT. MY BATHING SUIT IS HOT. IT'S HOT OUTSIDE ...

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MY EASTER!!1! (AKA SERIOUS SPOILARZ.)

whatthehelljack wrote in tardis_caps Apr 04, 2010 15:57

I'D THOUGHT THAT THIS EASTER WOULD BE NICE AND QUIET. PEACEFUL AND... CHOCOLATEY. AND NICE.

(/GWEN. AND JUST IN CASE MY LJ-CUTTING SKILLS STILL AREN'T WORKING, I ADVISE YOU TO LOOK AWAY IF YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE SPOILERS ABOUT... NOW!)

( EASTER IS UP TO ELEVEN. (AKA, SPOILARZ) )

spoilers, wtf's going on, holiday spirit, chocaholics anonymous., gwen is very unhappy, gwen cooper, easter eggs, explanation?

PARTY TIMES!

a_bit_put_upon wrote in tardis_caps Feb 05, 2010 22:16

IDK HOW MY TARDIS WENT TO VEGAS WITHOUT ME BUT THERE ARE SOME AWESOME MASQUERADERS PASSED OUT IN THE STORAGE ROOMS. SO MANY FEATHERS!

TO CELEBRATE AN OVERABUNDANCE OF UNNATURALLY COLORED FEATHERS, I AM THROWING A BOACOSTUME PARTY. ALSO BECAUSE SOMEONE TOLD ME I SHOULD BE MORE SOCIAL ( Read more... )

A MAJOR SCIENTIFIC BREAKTHROUGH

love_or_science wrote in tardis_caps Jan 23, 2010 20:41

WITH THE HELP OF THE DOCTOR, decorative_veg , (AND SOME GENETIC MATERIAL FROM tentaclechinny ) I MANAGED TO COMBINE THE DNA OF TWO DIFFERENT SPECIES!

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for science

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ranifofani wrote in tardis_caps Jan 23, 2010 02:34

*SHE PAUSES A MOMENT, AS IF CHOOSING EXACTLY THE BEST WAY TO ADDRESS THIS TACTFULLY*

NINE...DEAR *SAID AS NICELY AS SHE CAN MANAGE, ALTHOUGH IT COMES OFF A LITLE OBVIOUSLY ANNOYED AND YOU KNOW, NICE NEVER REALLY DID SUIT HER* WE NEED TO HAVE WORDS.

nine really is bad at wooing, fierce rani is fierce, fuck nine's life, nine is kind of a bastard

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doktor_von_wer wrote in tardis_caps Jan 22, 2010 21:50

OH MY GIDDY AUNT! :O

WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?

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a_bit_put_upon wrote in tardis_caps Jan 22, 2010 11:45

WHOEVER LEFT A BOX OF KITTENS AT MY TARDIS DOOR, THANK YOU.

THE SENTIMENT IS APPRECIATED, ALTHOUGH REALLY I PREFER PUPPIES.

THEY'VE DESTROYED HALF THE FURNITURE, BROKEN MY EXTREMELY IMPORTANT HAT STAND, AND TRIED TO ELECTROCUTE THEMSELVES BY CHEWING ON THE WIRES AT THE BASE OF THE COLUMN.

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EXCUSE ME.

andsosyourdad wrote in tardis_caps Jan 22, 2010 10:14

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WHAT.

no fuck no, what, bad doctor jokes a-go-go, fucking done professionally, nobody tell the master