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TODAY I WOULD LIKE TO TEACH THE CLASS ABOUT SEXUAL RELATIONSHIPS AND HOW TO NOT GET PREGNANT.
DON'T HAVE SEX.
SCHOOL SYSTEMS HAVE RECENTLY STARTED GIVING OUT CONDOMS AND I OFFICIALLY DO NOT APPROVE. IT IS DANGEROUS ENOUGH HOLDING HANDS. DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG SEMEN LASTS EXPOSED OUTSIDE OF A TIMELORD BODY? EIGHTEEN YEARS. THAT IS TOO DANGEROUS A SUBSTANCE TO JUST BE FLOATING ABOUT IN A VERY THIN SHEATH OF PLASTIC. TIMELORD VICTORIOUS SEMEN(TM).
PS DON'T LISTEN TO ANY MADAMES BECAUSE SOMEONE'S BEEN SPREADING RUMORS THAT I DANCED ALL NIGHT. FALSE. SUCH FRIVOLITIES ARE FOR WOMEN OF THE NIGHT AND JACK.
ALSO I THINK SHE ROOFIED ME. NOTHING ELSE EXPLAINS THIS APPALLING DISPLAY OF ORAL TONGUE SERVICE:
DON'T HAVE SEX.
SCHOOL SYSTEMS HAVE RECENTLY STARTED GIVING OUT CONDOMS AND I OFFICIALLY DO NOT APPROVE. IT IS DANGEROUS ENOUGH HOLDING HANDS. DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG SEMEN LASTS EXPOSED OUTSIDE OF A TIMELORD BODY? EIGHTEEN YEARS. THAT IS TOO DANGEROUS A SUBSTANCE TO JUST BE FLOATING ABOUT IN A VERY THIN SHEATH OF PLASTIC. TIMELORD VICTORIOUS SEMEN(TM).
PS DON'T LISTEN TO ANY MADAMES BECAUSE SOMEONE'S BEEN SPREADING RUMORS THAT I DANCED ALL NIGHT. FALSE. SUCH FRIVOLITIES ARE FOR WOMEN OF THE NIGHT AND JACK.
ALSO I THINK SHE ROOFIED ME. NOTHING ELSE EXPLAINS THIS APPALLING DISPLAY OF ORAL TONGUE SERVICE: