AMY AMY AMY
OH HI EVERYONE
ANYWAY:
AMY AMY AMY,
I KNOW HOW ~AVERSE~ YOU ARE TO BEING CALLED CHUBS AND GETTING KNOCKED UP IN GENERAL SO I BOUGHT YOU GIFTS!!
FIRST:
CONDOMS! THEY HAVE HOLES POKED IN THEM ARE MULTI-COLORED, FOR YOUR PLEASURE. BC AS YOU KNOW, YOUR PLEASURE IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING TO ME, MI AMORE, MAMACITA, MY SHINING METEOR, ETC. ETC.
SECOND:
A NEW BIRTH CONTROL PILL REGIMEN! THEY ARE WELL-DISGUISED IBUPROFEN MULTI-COLORED TOO!
NOW ACCORDING TO MY CALCULATIONS *CHECKS CALENDAR* YOU ARE STILL OVULATING, AND I KNOW HOW HORNY YOU GET DURING THAT TIME OF THE MONTH (AND HOW VIOLENT) SO I THOUGHT, SINCE I PURCHASED PLENTY OF ARMOR FOR YOU, IT WOULD BE A GREAT IDEA FOR US TO GET DOWN AND PRO-CREATE.
Y/Y/Y?
ANYWAY:
AMY AMY AMY,
I KNOW HOW ~AVERSE~ YOU ARE TO BEING CALLED CHUBS AND GETTING KNOCKED UP IN GENERAL SO I BOUGHT YOU GIFTS!!
FIRST:
CONDOMS! THEY HAVE HOLES POKED IN THEM ARE MULTI-COLORED, FOR YOUR PLEASURE. BC AS YOU KNOW, YOUR PLEASURE IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING TO ME, MI AMORE, MAMACITA, MY SHINING METEOR, ETC. ETC.
SECOND:
A NEW BIRTH CONTROL PILL REGIMEN! THEY ARE WELL-DISGUISED IBUPROFEN MULTI-COLORED TOO!
NOW ACCORDING TO MY CALCULATIONS *CHECKS CALENDAR* YOU ARE STILL OVULATING, AND I KNOW HOW HORNY YOU GET DURING THAT TIME OF THE MONTH (AND HOW VIOLENT) SO I THOUGHT, SINCE I PURCHASED PLENTY OF ARMOR FOR YOU, IT WOULD BE A GREAT IDEA FOR US TO GET DOWN AND PRO-CREATE.
Y/Y/Y?