I WASN'T WAVING THEM AROUND! THEY'RE JUST IN CASE I CATCH SOME KIND OF ALIEN DISEASE THAT TURNS MY PENIS A DIFFERENT SHADE!
AND I KNEW YOU WERE ON THE PILL, UNFORTUNATELY YOUR PILLS SOMEHOW FELL DOWN THE TOILET AND WERE FLUSHED WITH MY STRESSED-INDUCED VOMITING, IDK HOW THAT HAPPENED, IT WAS THE DOCTOR'S FAULT, BUT AT LEAST I WAS KIND ENOUGH TO REPLACE THEM SO *SHOVES THEM BACK AT HER*
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AND I KNEW YOU WERE ON THE PILL, UNFORTUNATELY YOUR PILLS SOMEHOW FELL DOWN THE TOILET AND WERE FLUSHED WITH MY STRESSED-INDUCED VOMITING, IDK HOW THAT HAPPENED, IT WAS THE DOCTOR'S FAULT, BUT AT LEAST I WAS KIND ENOUGH TO REPLACE THEM SO *SHOVES THEM BACK AT HER*
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AND YKW, IF THERE'S SUCH A THING AS ALIEN SEX POLLEN, YOU BET THERE'S AN ALIEN OUT THERE THAT CAN TURN MY PENIS A SHADE OF SKY-BLUE
THE DOCTOR DOESN'T MENTION EVERYTHING, GOSH. LIKE, HE NEVER TOLD ME JESUS WAS A JEW.
...WHY DID YOU HAVE YOUR BIRTH CONTROL OUT IN VENICE?
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