AMY AMY AMY

Jun 03, 2010 00:17

OH HI EVERYONE

ANYWAY:
AMY AMY AMY,
I KNOW HOW ~AVERSE~ YOU ARE TO BEING CALLED CHUBS AND GETTING KNOCKED UP IN GENERAL SO I BOUGHT YOU GIFTS!!

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roryroars June 3 2010, 04:25:45 UTC
I WASN'T WAVING THEM AROUND! THEY'RE JUST IN CASE I CATCH SOME KIND OF ALIEN DISEASE THAT TURNS MY PENIS A DIFFERENT SHADE!

AND I KNEW YOU WERE ON THE PILL, UNFORTUNATELY YOUR PILLS SOMEHOW FELL DOWN THE TOILET AND WERE FLUSHED WITH MY STRESSED-INDUCED VOMITING, IDK HOW THAT HAPPENED, IT WAS THE DOCTOR'S FAULT, BUT AT LEAST I WAS KIND ENOUGH TO REPLACE THEM SO *SHOVES THEM BACK AT HER*

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roryroars June 3 2010, 04:37:28 UTC
OMG AMY I THOUGHT WE AGREED NOT TO TALK ABOUT MY ACID REFLUX IN PUBLIC

AND YKW, IF THERE'S SUCH A THING AS ALIEN SEX POLLEN, YOU BET THERE'S AN ALIEN OUT THERE THAT CAN TURN MY PENIS A SHADE OF SKY-BLUE

THE DOCTOR DOESN'T MENTION EVERYTHING, GOSH. LIKE, HE NEVER TOLD ME JESUS WAS A JEW.

...WHY DID YOU HAVE YOUR BIRTH CONTROL OUT IN VENICE?

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