Please select which agency you would like to persecute:
A. Pro-Democracy
B. Environment
C. Three Gorges Dam Protest
D. Sichuan Earthquake Compensation
E. Uighurs
F. Other non-Han Chinese
G. Financial company making it more expensive to benefit the motherland

G

Please insert company name here...
Rio Tinto

Please insert person-to-be-persecuted's name here...
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1. Monty Don. seriously. even his name. monty don. it's like a parody of a stuck up peer's douchey boychild. not to mention his pointless boring accent. nothing wrong with the name - just that it's an indicator for accumulated recessives. cousinfucking, that's all I'm saying, yo ( Read more... )

if by 'piece of shit' you mean 'mechanism for jingoistic conduct disordered kiddies to excuse their derivative music tastes'. I know I do! oh triple j, that hath become of thou ( Read more... )

happy zoroastrian calendrical new year everybody!

hope you had fun eating traditional cakes and jumping through bonfires without having to be taken to hospital because your shift was polyester.

the reason why nobody's heard of Nowruz is because every time you masturbated another Zoroastrian was stricken.

you evil onanist fuck.

I love Earth Hour. I always feel so clean afterwards! I guess the trick is in being able to consume as much energy as you can so you feel as if the other 364 days that you've worked hard at reducing your carbon footprint were actually worthwhile despite the rest of humanity. this year as a special celebration, I:

- turned the air conditioner on but ( Read more... )

meanwhile, Samantha was across town doing a little baking of her own, even if it wasn't dough she was kneading. which made me wonder... are China's comments on the Tibetan situation an inevitable result of holding together an ethnically fragmented yet politically hegemonic entity, or are they just a pack of disingenuous fucking assholes with ( Read more... )

poor edison. victim of the uncomfortable interface between the modern western technologised version of intimacy and its somewhat regressive Chinese fantasy of romance (well, it is 3000 years old, as the Chinese are fond of reminding everyone, as they spit into the gutter and drape themselve in vomitous amounts of spangled D&G ( Read more... )

on the one hand, buying John Butler's solo album One Small Step will result in a $1 donation to the Close the Gap campaign ( Read more... )

NEWSFLASH! by Adwatch ( Read more... )

honestly, I'm so fucking revisionist and also the whole ignoring the blog thing is totally ripping my asshole a dozen ways.

which is fun.

BUT NOT THE POINT.

etc.