where'd the other 9 minutes go?
I love Earth Hour. I always feel so clean afterwards! I guess the trick is in being able to consume as much energy as you can so you feel as if the other 364 days that you've worked hard at reducing your carbon footprint were actually worthwhile despite the rest of humanity. this year as a special celebration, I:
- turned the air conditioner on but left all the windows open
- washed one sock on full cycle with standard phosphorous detergent, then tumble dried it until it combusted
- bought another 5 green bags: just because they're reusable doesn't mean you can ever have enough! I have like 50 FYI.
for 2008 I topped it all off by masturbating in a pile of my own faeces and urine right in the middle of my living room floor.
don't worry, I covered the carpet with my back issues of Aryan Nation and Guns & Ammo first.
UPDATE!
apparently Earth Day is about NOT using electricity for 60 minutes so you feel better about fucking your unborn children in the ass the rest of the year. honestly, zombie jesus! what's the point of fair trade organic paedophilia then?
- turned the air conditioner on but left all the windows open
- washed one sock on full cycle with standard phosphorous detergent, then tumble dried it until it combusted
- bought another 5 green bags: just because they're reusable doesn't mean you can ever have enough! I have like 50 FYI.
for 2008 I topped it all off by masturbating in a pile of my own faeces and urine right in the middle of my living room floor.
don't worry, I covered the carpet with my back issues of Aryan Nation and Guns & Ammo first.
UPDATE!
apparently Earth Day is about NOT using electricity for 60 minutes so you feel better about fucking your unborn children in the ass the rest of the year. honestly, zombie jesus! what's the point of fair trade organic paedophilia then?