my rooz, your rooz, nowruz!
happy zoroastrian calendrical new year everybody!
hope you had fun eating traditional cakes and jumping through bonfires without having to be taken to hospital because your shift was polyester.
the reason why nobody's heard of Nowruz is because every time you masturbated another Zoroastrian was stricken.
you evil onanist fuck.
hope you had fun eating traditional cakes and jumping through bonfires without having to be taken to hospital because your shift was polyester.
the reason why nobody's heard of Nowruz is because every time you masturbated another Zoroastrian was stricken.
you evil onanist fuck.