I woke up and decided I'd be a woman. I got a sex change and wore a pink shirt. I played poker and I ate some food. I opened presents again and played pin the tail on the refridgerator.

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!!!!!!

So, this winter i decided to partake in concept2's Holiday Challenge. Concept2 is a company that fabricates exercise machines, and in particular, the rowing machine that my family possesses. The Holiday Challenge takes place between thanksgiving and christmas eve, with the goal being to row a total of 100k or 200k meters. Now I've been completing ( Read more... )

it has been far too long since my last post, so i decided to dust off the proverbial book and write another entry. Normally, during the time period of a month, SOMEthing interesting happens to me, whether it involves bodily harm, alcohol, long trips to the middle of nowhere, or all three. Such was the case of my last major experience, in which joe ( Read more... )

After travelling a good deal recently, and seeing all that happens on planes all the time, I decided to submit an idea regarding flight regulations. See what you think ( Read more... )

Although i dont possess the legendary top 10 list-crafting skills of david letterman, after tonight's experiences I decided to take a crack at it ( Read more... )

oh god crunch time. Ive gotta finish my transcript packet and get it in by friday, plus lots and lots of english work. crap quiz in forensics. And now i need to do this stupid powerpoint on the inferno because nick and i procrastinated until now. im gonna die, im gonna die, MY COMPUTER DOESNT HAVE POWERPOINT. and my dad got upset because i said ( Read more... )

and wow....i have no idea what im gonna talk about. However, the first thing that comes to mind is that today was PAJAMA DAY at school, so i wore a giant bathrobe (the rug) to school, and spent most of the day overheating lol. It was so nice just getting up and going to school; no shower or shaving or anything...ahhh plus erica gave me a muffin on ( Read more... )

A moment of silence for the victims of september 11th ( Read more... )

Surprisingly, I thoroughly enjoyed my first day of school. My mom woke me up at 6:30 b/c i forgot to set an alarm, and i stumbled out of bed. Five minutes later i remembered we had school, so i got ready for school, somehow managing to cut myself shaving, something i haven't done in months. I foraged around for a backpack and some paper/pens and ( Read more... )