...is an OPSEC violation, so if you want to know the true turmoil, email me at blowofmercyATyahoo.com and I'll assess how much you want to see me get reamed by government issued men-in-black, and if the likelihood is less than 50%, I'll send you the sorry affair ala email communique.

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But how I got there was a story and a half. Man.

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I am old in 3 hours. As my last birthday was the hallmark of being legally able to vote and look at porn while inebriated, this one can only herald an eventual downward spiral of decay and Matlock. How's everyone else?

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Module 8, known as the make-it-or-break-it (Hell-o, loadmaster!) of Mandarin Chinese.
Speaking: 89
Reading/Writing: 88
Listening: 86
Rocking What My Mother Gave Me: approximately fifty-jabillion.
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