The Tale of DLPT Five...

[summersomewhere]

...is an OPSEC violation, so if you want to know the true turmoil, email me at blowofmercyATyahoo.com and I'll assess how much you want to see me get reamed by government issued men-in-black, and if the likelihood is less than 50%, I'll send you the sorry affair ala email communique.

BUT LET IT BE KNOWN, you all need to buy this shirt. It's for

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[missing_words]

Tell me the story! I promise, I don't wanna see you get reamed by government issued men-in-black types.

Roughed up a little, yeah... but not reamed!

[summersomewhere]

Well, okay, but only because I look hot with a black eye.

[wave_cannon]

Does the story involve lycanthropes?

[summersomewhere]

Sadly, my story lacks in many fields, and werewolf content is one of them.

[wave_cannon]

I've killed lesser women for lesser offenses than this.

[summersomewhere]

I suppose I should celebrate in that I am not a lesser woman, then. :P

[punk_named_vein]

whats' that... vein is confused again. nooooo... couldnt be.
all this military slang is wack, eww.

you're not in trouble with the man are you?
silly rabbit, tricks are for kids.

[punk_named_vein]

are you dead?? *pokes*