The Tale of DLPT Five...
...is an OPSEC violation, so if you want to know the true turmoil, email me at blowofmercyATyahoo.com and I'll assess how much you want to see me get reamed by government issued men-in-black, and if the likelihood is less than 50%, I'll send you the sorry affair ala email communique.
BUT LET IT BE KNOWN, you all need to buy this shirt. It's for the good of humanity.
BUT LET IT BE KNOWN, you all need to buy this shirt. It's for the good of humanity.