Mother fucking plotbunnies! Damn you! Why must you torture me and appear only when I'm trying to gain much-needed sleep ( Read more... )

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I am so fucking restless, and I have no idea why. Yeah, I slept like shit last night and had an equally shitty morning (yay for the first fucking rainstorm in ages I've been mad as hell at), but I dunno. I took a nap earlier and felt a bit better, and tutored the kids I'm working with this afternoon, but I'm still angsty antsy. I want to get up and ( Read more... )

While talking about Peter Pettigrew dying a virgin, we got into the discussion of what about if his first (and only) sexual experience had been while he was in rat form? this progressed to accusing the Dark lord of checking out various lizards. The next thing we know, the there is a rattling sound coming from the Dark Lord's anus. When questioned ( Read more... )

Har. Reason number 456231 why I should sleep more.

I make no claims of any artistic talent. However, I did amuse myself.


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Krissy:

This is apparently the translation for the Hungarian verse in Cell Block Tango.

What am doing here?
They say my famous lover held down my husband while I chopped off his head.
But it isn't true, I am innocent.
I don't know why Uncle Sam says I did it.
I tried to explain at the police station but they didn't understand me.

Krissy gave you the rundown of the trip itself, so I get to give you all the memorable quotes.

On Suicide:

Krissy: Well, there's a difference between talking about suicide and actually committing it!

Me: ...

On Condiments:

-insert nonsensical gibberish here-

Me: Like Easy Spread!

Krissy: You just called me a whore!

On Catherine ( Read more... )

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omgzgreasygit: I feel bad for your facebook wall.

omgzgreasygit: It's been raped. By me.

silver sphynx126: no, no, it needs the attention.

silver sphynx126: It likes it rough.

omgzgreasygit: O rly?

silver sphynx126: ya rly.

omgzgreasygit: Dirty, naughty wall. I think it needs to be punished. -purr-

((Warning: decidedly emo melancholy thoughtfulness. Read at own risk. )) Time is a funny thing. Next week, my little sister turns fifteen. Fifteen! It's hard to imagine her being that old, to remember that I was sixteen when I first left for ASMS, first started maturing into the person I am today. Sometimes I wonder what I would have been like, ( Read more... )