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While talking about Peter Pettigrew dying a virgin, we got into the discussion of what about if his first (and only) sexual experience had been while he was in rat form? this progressed to accusing the Dark lord of checking out various lizards. The next thing we know, the there is a rattling sound coming from the Dark Lord's anus. When questioned about this he explained that one of Nagini's friends had gotten stuck.
Voldemort: I had the foresight to cast a defanging charm on him beforehand so he's kind of gnawing on my prostate.... Feels kind of good actually.
UPDATE: The Dark Lord has the Dark Prostate. Its name is Nemo. The snake is finding Nemo.
"Just keep swimming, swimming, swimming... What do we do? We swim."
Voldemort: I had the foresight to cast a defanging charm on him beforehand so he's kind of gnawing on my prostate.... Feels kind of good actually.
UPDATE: The Dark Lord has the Dark Prostate. Its name is Nemo. The snake is finding Nemo.
"Just keep swimming, swimming, swimming... What do we do? We swim."