Knoxville Quotes
Krissy gave you the rundown of the trip itself, so I get to give you all the memorable quotes.
On Suicide:
Krissy: Well, there's a difference between talking about suicide and actually committing it!
Me: ...
On Condiments:
-insert nonsensical gibberish here-
Me: Like Easy Spread!
Krissy: You just called me a whore!
On Catherine Tate, Artemis, and Shiro:
I'm just not drunk enough! I drank my own body weight in Dwarven Ale!
On Catherine Tate, Artemis, and Shiro II:
Me: It could have been immaculate conception!
Krissy: Hail Artie, full of Booze, the monks pray for thee. Blessed art thou among Drunkards...
On Catherine Tate, Count D, and Severus Snape:
Snape: Am I bovvered? Potions, Cauldrons, Gryffindors, Key Lime Pie! I ain't bovvered!
Ron: -bother-
On Friends:
Krissy: I may share many things with my friends, but my vibrator isn't one of them!
On Pillow Fights:
Krissy, Stephan, and I had a shirtless pillow fight!
On Doctor Who:
Me: Well, you know, there is this scene where Jack kisses the Doctor...
Krissy: Why is it that whenever someone tries to get me to watch Doctor Who, they mention that scene? I have some standards!
On Doctor Who/Captain Jack part II:
Me: Well, Jack does have a rather nice ass...
Krissy: Damn that's a lot of 'No Parking' signs!
And, on the way home, we realized we had shared an orgasm.
On Suicide:
Krissy: Well, there's a difference between talking about suicide and actually committing it!
Me: ...
On Condiments:
-insert nonsensical gibberish here-
Me: Like Easy Spread!
Krissy: You just called me a whore!
On Catherine Tate, Artemis, and Shiro:
I'm just not drunk enough! I drank my own body weight in Dwarven Ale!
On Catherine Tate, Artemis, and Shiro II:
Me: It could have been immaculate conception!
Krissy: Hail Artie, full of Booze, the monks pray for thee. Blessed art thou among Drunkards...
On Catherine Tate, Count D, and Severus Snape:
Snape: Am I bovvered? Potions, Cauldrons, Gryffindors, Key Lime Pie! I ain't bovvered!
Ron: -bother-
On Friends:
Krissy: I may share many things with my friends, but my vibrator isn't one of them!
On Pillow Fights:
Krissy, Stephan, and I had a shirtless pillow fight!
On Doctor Who:
Me: Well, you know, there is this scene where Jack kisses the Doctor...
Krissy: Why is it that whenever someone tries to get me to watch Doctor Who, they mention that scene? I have some standards!
On Doctor Who/Captain Jack part II:
Me: Well, Jack does have a rather nice ass...
Krissy: Damn that's a lot of 'No Parking' signs!
And, on the way home, we realized we had shared an orgasm.