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So...... That's What It's Like....
I was outside walking around just a few minutes ago when the concert aimed at teen Christian girls got out across the street. I know it had got out because I heard what could only be properly called a Foreboding Din. Then down the sidewalk stairs next to my building came a HORDE of giggling, talking, singing, shrieking, yattering girls. There ( Read more... ) -
Well, There Ya Go......(Not That It Helps)
I could, pretty much, quote the entire set of lyrics from Kansas' "Point of Know Return" and you'd be close to having an apt description of my life. Of late, and for no discernible reason, I've been thinking about the book The Phantom Tollbooth by Norton Juster, a book that I haven't read for close to twenty years. It bugged me so much that I ( Read more... ) -
A Sphincter Says What?...
----------------------------------------------------BEGIN TRANSMISSION----------------------------------------------------Ok. So I haven't posted in a long time. The fact that I've pledged to post every interesting thing that has happened in my wretched life coupled with the fact that I haven't posted in awhile AND the fact that the last thing I ( Read more... ) -
Tesseract, Wormhole, Whatever the F**K You Call It...
-------------------------------------------------BEGIN TRANSMISSION-------------------------------------------------Okay. Every time I need to go to the bathroom here at work, I head to the 4th floor. "Why the 4th floor?" you ask? Because that's where the Executive Offices are and, as we all know, Executive like clean, well-appointed bathrooms ( Read more... ) -
I'm Baaaaaaaacccckkkk!!!!
Well, Hi-dilly-HEY, neighbors ( Read more... ) -
Well........OK, Then.
I've been in a bad mood all day. I was scheduled to work at "The Coffee Place" 4:45-8:45 this morning, but the other person who has the keys to the joint didn't get there until 5:00. That meant I got to sit in my car listening to the "Stop Making Sense" CD and freezing my hairy bean-bag waiting for this person who moved here FROM FLORIDA to ( Read more... ) -
...Further Down the Nerd Spiral...
For my birthday back in August I got a gift card from Target. Since then I have been waiting...waiting like a fat spider waiting for a particularly juicy fly and today I pounced ( Read more... ) -
Awww....Man....
So, I spent the past few days being mocked by the future Mrs. Spamlad because I expressed the desire to buy the latest Harry Potter book. She's tried to watch the movies, but just can't get into them. I, on the other hand, have first edition hardcovers of all the books and have the DVDs of all the flix ( Read more... ) -
...And The Next Item Up For Bids On The Price Is Right....
Well, It's happened. Since cracking open the Vault Of Random Crap©, I've sold one motorcycle and there's about 12 hours left on this beauty:
Ebay Item #280136176854Hurry, hurry! Step right up ( Read more... ) -
So They Loaded Up That Hunk Of Crap They Called A Truck, And They Moved To Beverly....Hills, That Is
As with all things, I suppose, there is good stuff and bad stuff about renting a storage unit ( Read more... )