Emma: Hey sweetie, I washed your nightshirt. Let me know if I got all the stains out.
Princess Leapling: It's perfect! It's like brand new!
Emma: Hurray for Mommy. (Starts a rousing chorus of the hit song, "Mommy is great!")
Princess Leapling: Mommy is great? The washer and dryer did all the work! The washer and dryer are great.
Emma: Hurray ( Read more... )

Emma: I don't feel useful.
Lanna: You're kidding right?
...flashback...
Announcer:We surveyed 100 loyal soliefriends readers...

Blinky: whispers to SoliesAre there 100 loyal soliefriends readers?
Solies:whispers back Maybe he means 5. Shush.

Announcer: ...to find the top 5 most useful items in the Soliesverse. Lanna and Emma take the toss up question. Lanna, you were ( Read more... )

SHoCW Bleck. This candy selection is horrible.
Emma: Jumpie, would get me some office chocolate at the store?
Jumpie: Office candy?
Emma: No, office chocolate. I have candy.
Jumpie: Okay.
The next day
Emma: There. Try that.
SHoCW: Yum! It's so good.
Emma: Glad you...
SHoCW: Hurray for goodness!
Emma: Well I...
SHoCW: Hurray for candy!
Emma: ( Read more... )

Emma: How long has there been a sort by option on this page?
NRECW: A long time, why?
Emma: The doc doesn't think there are any options on this page.
NRECW: Guess it just didn't get documented.
Emma: Guess not.
NRECW: Cheer up, Emma. At least you caught it first (this time).
Emma: There is that.
NRECW: Have a Crunchie?
Emma: Hurray for the

Lanna: So you think Six is still better than Noah?
Emma: Absolutely. Track me on this ( Read more... )

Solies That's a neat keychain.
Emma: Thanks, I hate it.
Solies: Why do you hate it?
Emma: It blinks all the time.
Solies: Where did you get it?
Emma: From Blinky.
Solies: If you're wondering why something you got from Blinky blinks, I'm afraid I can't help you.
Emma: It didn't used to blink. It just started a couple of weeks ago.

Meanwhile, at ( Read more... )

Emma: ...so that's why there's no more solies
Jumpie: What about me?
Emma: What about you?
Jumpie: Why can't I audition?
Emma: Oh, baby, you know why! The position of the "smart one" is already taken.
Jumpie: You don't think I can be dreamy?
Emma: Uhhhh...
...
Lanna: That Jumpie. He's so dreamy?
Emma: What do you think?
Wanda: I'm not convinced. All ( Read more... )

As many of the denizens Widget, Inc collect outside of Emma's cube, the following conversation ensues:

Kit: I really miss Emma!
Robert: Me too!
Takis: Me three!
Steve: I miss her on the days that I'm here that she isn't.
Phil:Yes, the place lacks a certain something without her.

Suddenly, that titan of newly minted managerially-ness, Solies ( Read more... )

Stewie: Bleck. This applesauce is horrible.
Lanna: Hand me that packet. No, the white one. No, not the blue one. No, not the pink one. The white one. White.
Emma: Boy will I be glad when your kids learn their colors.
Lanna: (glaring at Emma) Me too.
Stewie hands Lanna the white packet. She pours the sugar into the cup of applesauce and ( Read more... )