Jumpie: Hrm. I see that, despite my requests, Virtual Emma is back.
Emma: Yes, well, you know with the economy the way it is, I've decided she needs a job. Lanna is picking her up in a few minutes.
Jumpie: More job interviews?
Emma: No, I've added a camera and she's going to be official picture taker. You see, with Princess Leapling getting ( Read more... )

Emma: I don't feel useful.
Lanna: You're kidding right?
...flashback...
Announcer:We surveyed 100 loyal soliefriends readers...

Blinky: whispers to SoliesAre there 100 loyal soliefriends readers?
Solies:whispers back Maybe he means 5. Shush.

Announcer: ...to find the top 5 most useful items in the Soliesverse. Lanna and Emma take the toss up question. Lanna, you were ( Read more... )

Takis: Hey Emma! How's it going? How's the pig bone?
Emma: Hi Takis. Everything is great.
Takis: That's great. Say can you get me Solies' contact information? I can't find him since he's not posting to the blog.
Emma: I'll get it for you.
....
Kevin: Hi Emma!
Emma: Hi Kevin!
Kevin: What do you think about those Red Sox?
Emma: I'm not sure I ( Read more... )

OldManSolies: As the Executor of Emma's estate...
OldLadyLanna: I'm the executrix, sonny, and don't you forget it, you young whipersnapper.
OldStewie: Mum, how long do we have to stay?
OldLadyLanna: Not long. There aren't that many behests.
AdultStewie: Good because your grandchildren are at home making their grandpa crazy.
OldLadyLanna: Too ( Read more... )