Lena: Squee!!
Lanna: Squeee!
QAGoddess: Double squee!!!
Lexie: Squeefinity!
Boris: Ah, what are the girls so squeeful about?
Solies: Apparently there's about to be a new soliefriends character.
Blinky: For some reason the women love that. But bring in a bucket of chicken to share and it's all, "Blinky, why did you dunk your face in the bucket of ( Read more... )

BigDog: I'm glad you're all here. As you know, while Managing Director Solies has been on hiatus, it has fallen to us to maintain the valued and important traditions of the Soliefriends blog. The contributions of all of you have been an invaluable part of what makes this blog so special, so witty, and so amusing.

Emma: whispers to Lanna I don't ( Read more... )

Boris: Ah, I see that you two are hard at work.
Solies: No, Emma is just being morbid and drafting her tombstone.
Boris: Planning ahead. Very efficient. He reads "Emmaline : Dead." I like that you are clearly labelled.
Solies: I keep trying to tell her it's a bit self-limiting.
Emma: Well, any definition is self-limiting, by definition.
Solies: ( Read more... )

( Is that a good thing? )

Emma: Running into the room I just saw Blinky running away being chased by Blinky and Solies. What's going on?
Emma sees Lena and Evil Emma eating chicken
Emma: & Evil Emma Gasp!
Lena Now there's two Emmas! This is getting ridiculous!
Emma: & Evil Emma Pointing at each other She's the bad one!
Lena: How can I tell?
Lanna enters
Lanna: I can ( Read more... )

Solies: Uuuuuuugggggg! Uggggghhhhhh!
Blinky: Solies is even more articulate than usual.
Lena: Why is Solies an odd shade of green?
Emma: I believe this will explain it.
Blinky: How can I turn into a zombie. I've always wanted to be a zombie.
Solies: Brrrraaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnssssssss!
Lena: I think Solies has to bite you.
Blinky: Oh, forget ( Read more... )

TPTB: Gather 'round everyone. I have an announcement to make.
Solies: Raises?
Blinky: Cookies!
Emma: It's bad news. I know it's bad news, it's always bad news.
QAGoddess: How can it be bad news? Everything is great! I love this place!
JumJill: Grrrr.
Irv: Down in Maine, we have a way of telling whether something is bad news.
Steve: All news is ( Read more... )

Lolo: Hey girlfriend!
Emma: Hey yourself.
Lolo: Where's Jumpie?
Emma: He's at work, should I call...
Lolo: I mean, Virtual Jumpie. I heard you were renting him out now.
Emma: He just came back from Lanna's.
Lolo: But he's fully charged, right?
Emma: Yes.
Lolo: Great!

Emma collects Virtual Jumpie and brings him to Lolo

Virtual Jumpie: Hi Lolo! ( Read more... )

Emma: Lena's worried we're leaving her out. Also, she's convinced that Solies is a mythical creature.
Blinky: Like a mermaid?
Emma: That's silly, we know there are mermaids.
Lanna: Let's invite Lena next time we have a big lunch?
Emma: That's a great idea!
Blinky: Invite me too. I hate being left out.
Lanna: That's a good idea.
Emma: Maybe you ( Read more... )

Boris: Well, it was a very good party.
Emma: Yes, it was.
Boris: Very tasty food. Very nice decorations. Very good presents for solies. Good company.
Emma: Not "very good company."
Boris: Look around you.
Emma: Good point.
Blinky: Hey!
Boris: Present company included.
Emma: Hey!
Solies: But not batteries. It hardly seems fair.
Emma: Huh?
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