TPTB: Gather 'round everyone. I have an announcement to make.
Solies: Raises?
Blinky: Cookies!
Emma: It's bad news. I know it's bad news, it's always bad news.
QAGoddess: How can it be bad news? Everything is great! I love this place!
JumJill: Grrrr.
Irv: Down in Maine, we have a way of telling whether something is bad news.
Steve: All news is ( Read more... )

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At a quiet unassuming suburban home...
JumJill: (Singing happily) Gonna make some seafood salad for lunch!
Blender: Whirrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Lil'Jill Mom, what are you doing?
JumJill: Well, you know I prefer my seafood salad blended nicely for using on sandwiches.
Lil'Jill: I meant with all that mayonnaise. Ew!
JumJill: (Removes the seafood ( Read more... )