Six: JohnnyB asked me if I could help you out with this new feature.
Emma: That would be lovely. I'll send you the files.
Six: Do I have the software to edit them?
Emma: You should. I remember Kali: Master of IT and god of Purchasing sending them to you.
Six: Oh here they are. How do I get the software.
Emma sends the software
Six: Doesn't ( Read more... )

Six: This command doesn't display information for this file.
NRECW: I'm not sure if that's a bug, because I'm not sure what it's supposed to display.
Six: The GUI displays the correct information, so it knows how to find the information.
NRECW: I didn't say it couldn't be found.

Emma's Phone Ring. Ring.
Emma: This is Emma.
Six: Hi, Emma. This is Six.
Emma: Hi Six.
Six: I wanted to thank you for your help yesterday.
Emma: No problem. I love nothing more than dropping everything to make house calls. It's like being a doctor, but without the risk of infection.
Six: Great. Anyway, I'm having a problem.
Emma: I can't come ( Read more... )

Six: Hi Emma. I was wondering if you'd come over and help me fix this system problem I'm having while I try to write your documentation for you.
Emma: Er, uh, what?
Six: Carl told me I was helping you with doc.
Emma: Oh. Nice of him to mention that got approved..
Six: Yeah, anyway, I've been working on it for a few days, but now I'm trying to ( Read more... )

Six: Hey Emma, I noticed that you fixed this thing, but didn't test it on the correct version.
Emma: That's right. That version is obsolete, so we tested it against a version we actually support. But they had the same problem so the fix should work.
Six: You can't say it's fixed unless you test it on a version that was incorrect.
Emma: I don't ( Read more... )

Some time ago...
Sales Weasel 1: Hey Emma. There used to be this nifty piece of documentation. but now it's old and cobwebby. Can you update it?
Six: But it has to be manually maintained! That's why I got rid of it.
Emma: I can't see why it has to be manually maintained. It seems like it should be easy enough to automate. I'll get back to you ( Read more... )

Lanna: Hey girlfriend!
Emma: Hey Lanna.
Lanna: Free for lunch? There's a sale at the Nagging Eggplant.
Emma: Can't. I've been deep "Six"ed.
Lanna: Uh....
Emma: New product just released to support.
Lanna: Ah. The Six Factor.
Emma: Yeah.
Lanna: Well, I clearly won't be seeing you for awhile. Time to go my backup plan. Transfer me to Violet!
( Read more... )

TPTB: Gather 'round everyone. I have an announcement to make.
Solies: Raises?
Blinky: Cookies!
Emma: It's bad news. I know it's bad news, it's always bad news.
QAGoddess: How can it be bad news? Everything is great! I love this place!
JumJill: Grrrr.
Irv: Down in Maine, we have a way of telling whether something is bad news.
Steve: All news is ( Read more... )

Emma: I'm missing a file, I think. Or I don't need it.
Seth: You need it.
Six: I wrote it. Lanna must have deleted it.
Emma: Lanna didn't work on that project, and I still can't find the file.
Six: She must have had someone else remove it from the universe.
Emma: She didn't have anyone remove it from the universe. She didn't work on the project ( Read more... )

Lanna: So you think Six is still better than Noah?
Emma: Absolutely. Track me on this ( Read more... )