Maz: We have a problem on IE.
QE Diva: It's really a problem on multiple browsers.
Maz: I'm not seeing it anywhere else, unless maybe it's on Edge.
Emma: We're all a little on edge.
NRECW: That really was an unfortunate choice for a browser name, wasn't it?

JohnnyB: But why would anyone use that?
NRECW: God knows.
JohnnyB: But just because we can build something, doesn't mean we should build it.
NRECW: But once we do build it, QA will insist on testing it.
QE Diva: If you build it, we will run it.

Emma: Hey, can you tell me how to end this sentence?
NRECW: It's wrong.
Emma: But how does it end?
NRECW: It doesn't matter how it ends. It's wrong from the beginning all the way through to its complete lack of ending. It's wrong. It's a wrong sentence.
Emma: So, you're saying I should remove it?
NRECW: If you would be so kind.

Emma: I can't reach the server.
NRECW: Andre is doing a full system backup.
Emma: Ugh.
NRECW: It's necessary
Emma: I can still grumble. Why must he doing it during work hours? Grumble. Grumble.
NRECW: He started it at 1 AM. It runs awhile. It's a full backup. These things take time.
Emma: Fine, I'll retract one grumble.
NRECW: That will make ( Read more... )

JohnnyB: I have a problem with this meeting in Outlook. It's currently 135 days overdue, the alarm is set to go off in two hours from now, it won't let me add or remove it, and it thinks it's an email, not an appointment.
Emma: You might want to reboot your computer. That may help.
JohnnyB: Tried that.
NRECW: You might want to try rebooting your ( Read more... )

Emma: I don't want to go to this code review process meeting.
NRECW: I don't either.
Emma: Let me know if they say anything that affects me. I don't think they will, but you never know.
NRECW: I'm hoping they won't say anything that affects me either!
Emma: Still, there's no reason why we should both suffer, if I can shift it all to you.
NRECW: ( Read more... )

Emma is on assignment.
Stan: We don't have nearly enough network drops.
NRECW: We have a 20 hub port!
Stan: And needs! I have a wireless hub I could hook up...
QE Diva: Wireless is against corporate policy. You know that.
Stan: Who'd find out about it?
QE Diva: Kalki: The Master of IT and God of Purchasing has the office next door. Do you not ( Read more... )

Six: This command doesn't display information for this file.
NRECW: I'm not sure if that's a bug, because I'm not sure what it's supposed to display.
Six: The GUI displays the correct information, so it knows how to find the information.
NRECW: I didn't say it couldn't be found.

Emma: So I'm reading your review comments...
NRECW: How are you coming on those?
Emma: Well, thanks. I've been doing them piecemeal at the end of the day when I'm tired and don't feel like doing actual work.
NRECW: Not sure I like that you consider my comments not part of your "actual work."
Emma: They were actual work for you. For me they're ( Read more... )

NRECW: Hey, Emma?
Emma: What now?
NRECW: Are you localizing for the East End now? This documentation contains the sentence: "Object branch as been retired."
Emma: Oh yeah, that's the documentation standard now. Did you notice the next two lines ( Read more... )