Solies: Hey Emma, whatcha doing?
Emma: I'm doing a comprehensive review of the all the documentation affected by a user interface redesign.
Solies: making a gagging face behind Emma's back That sounds like fun.
Emma: Yes, loads.
Solies: What's this?
Emma: That's the list of things that I'm finding that aren't being changed, but are wrong, ( Read more... )

Lena: Squee!!
Lanna: Squeee!
QAGoddess: Double squee!!!
Lexie: Squeefinity!
Boris: Ah, what are the girls so squeeful about?
Solies: Apparently there's about to be a new soliefriends character.
Blinky: For some reason the women love that. But bring in a bucket of chicken to share and it's all, "Blinky, why did you dunk your face in the bucket of ( Read more... )

Lena: I think we might need a merge script to merge Emma into one. Can you please work on that.
Blinky: I'll get right on it.

later that day

Blinky: Um, Lena, I think we may have a problem.
Lena: What? Are you having a hard time writing the script?
Blinky: Umm, well you might say that....I finished the script.
Lena: That was quick. Did ( Read more... )

Emma: So you're all set up as lana24@emmaline.tkw
Lana: lana22.
Emma: Right. lana24.
Lana: Fine. lana24 it is.
...
Lana: And that's exactly what happened. I logged as lana24 and it didn't work.
Emma: Lana22.
Lana: What?
Emma: You log in as lana22, not lana24. You want to be lana24? I can do that.
Lana: No, I want to be lana22, but you said ( Read more... )

Emma: I'm focused entirely on this problem.
Solies: What are you doing?
Emma: I'm figuring out what's causing the problem and then fixing it.
Solies: Oh, okay...and that's somehow different than what you usually do?
Emma: Oh, quiet you!
Solies: Because you could not figure out what's causing the problem and fix it. Or you could figure out what's ( Read more... )

Solies: We're all delighted that you could all join us for the first annual Soliefriends awards ceremony. Insert several jokes and bad puns here. Was I suppose to read that? My producer is telling me to move along now. So without further ado, I'd like to introduce Soliefriends' very own Blinky to present the award for most sane cast member.

( Read more... )

Blinky: And then I saw Solies put his feet up on the desk! And Coworker 6 used the phone, but he couldn't have been calling anyone on the project team, because they're all allergic to phone calls!
MacroMan: Thanks Blinky! flicks him a mint
Blinky: catches the mint in his mouth Mmmm...Mmmmm. Mmmmm. He leaps and jumps in the air for joy while ( Read more... )

[Based on a blub fromThey Fight Crime!]

Solies sits at his typewriter computer in the African rain forest. Emma enters the room to thunderous applause. She is dressed in bimbo safari clothing with a stethoscope around her neck.

Emma: breathlessly Solies! Come quick! There's poachers afoot and they've set fire to the jungle. We've got to ( Read more... )

BigDog: I'm glad you're all here. As you know, while Managing Director Solies has been on hiatus, it has fallen to us to maintain the valued and important traditions of the Soliefriends blog. The contributions of all of you have been an invaluable part of what makes this blog so special, so witty, and so amusing.

Emma: whispers to Lanna I don't ( Read more... )

Lanna: Where is Emma?
Lena: click, click, click
Lanna: Where is Emma? Snaps her fingers in front of Lena's face to get her attention
Lena: What, Emma? What do you mean? She's right here.
Lanna: No. No she isn't. She hasn't posted a SolieFriends blog in days.
Lena: click, click, click She's busy.
Lanna: I haven't seen her. Where is she?
Lena: ( Read more... )