The Fink System (Now with mints!)
Blinky: And then I saw Solies put his feet up on the desk! And Coworker 6 used the phone, but he couldn't have been calling anyone on the project team, because they're all allergic to phone calls!
MacroMan: Thanks Blinky! flicks him a mint
Blinky: catches the mint in his mouth Mmmm...Mmmmm. Mmmmm. He leaps and jumps in the air for joy while rubbing his stomach and then floats down to earth on a cloud of minty bliss.
BigDog: What's up?
MacroMan: The fink system, now with mints. Ratting out coworkers is up 60%!
BigDog: So productivity is up 60%! That's fabulous.
MacroMan: Um, actually productivity is down 10%, but everyone is very focused.
MacroMan: Thanks Blinky! flicks him a mint
Blinky: catches the mint in his mouth Mmmm...Mmmmm. Mmmmm. He leaps and jumps in the air for joy while rubbing his stomach and then floats down to earth on a cloud of minty bliss.
BigDog: What's up?
MacroMan: The fink system, now with mints. Ratting out coworkers is up 60%!
BigDog: So productivity is up 60%! That's fabulous.
MacroMan: Um, actually productivity is down 10%, but everyone is very focused.