An Emma of One
Emma: Where was I?
Past Emma: (From notes left in comments in the source control system) Completed X, Y, and Q. The only things left are Z and F.
Emma: Thank you.
Past Emma: My pleasure.
Emma: Bring it up on screen 1.
IM: On screen now.
Emma: Thank you. I'm going to work on this. Monitor the communications channels and let me know if anything come up requiring my attention.
IM: Of course, your eminence.
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IM: Your eminence, you have a message coming in from your boss. She's requesting permission to call.
Emma: Give her present location and phone number and stand by to receive.
IM: Call coming in now. Transferring to your headset.
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Lanna: You know, no matter what your perspective is, you're still just one person. You may be multi-tasking, but you're still only one Emma!
Emma: Hey! Do not malign my staff. They work hard and deserve the recognition.
Lanna: I don't care, I'm not celebrating "Emma's Minions' Day" as a holiday.
Emma: Are you sure? There's cake!
Lanna: Fine. Whatever. I'll be there.
Past Emma: (From notes left in comments in the source control system) Completed X, Y, and Q. The only things left are Z and F.
Emma: Thank you.
Past Emma: My pleasure.
Emma: Bring it up on screen 1.
IM: On screen now.
Emma: Thank you. I'm going to work on this. Monitor the communications channels and let me know if anything come up requiring my attention.
IM: Of course, your eminence.
...
IM: Your eminence, you have a message coming in from your boss. She's requesting permission to call.
Emma: Give her present location and phone number and stand by to receive.
IM: Call coming in now. Transferring to your headset.
...
Lanna: You know, no matter what your perspective is, you're still just one person. You may be multi-tasking, but you're still only one Emma!
Emma: Hey! Do not malign my staff. They work hard and deserve the recognition.
Lanna: I don't care, I'm not celebrating "Emma's Minions' Day" as a holiday.
Emma: Are you sure? There's cake!
Lanna: Fine. Whatever. I'll be there.