Blinky fights crime!

Oct 05, 2008 18:38

[Based on a blub fromThey Fight Crime!]

Solies sits at his typewriter computer in the African rain forest. Emma enters the room to thunderous applause. She is dressed in bimbo safari clothing with a stethoscope around her neck.

Emma: breathlessly Solies! Come quick! There's poachers afoot and they've set fire to the jungle. We've got to save the animals! turns to the camera and gazes at it with puppy dog eyes.

Solies: Leaping from his chair Agad, Emma! We've got to save them! Let's go!

Voiceover Narrator (Blinky) He's a Nobel prize-winning bohemian romance novelist fleeing from a secret government programme. She's a beautiful wisecracking doctor with the power to bend men's minds. They fight crime!

Emma and Solies: Go team!

...
Emma: Oh, you have got to be kidding me.
Blinky: What's wrong? It's a great script?
Solies: But what about Blinky and Solies!
Blinky: Fighting crime is too much work. I want to direct! You fight. I'll tell you what to do.
Emma: I am not wearing this outfit.
Blinky: Would you do it for a Scooby snack?
Emma looks at him witheringly and walks away
Solies: ...
Blinky: Two Scooby snacks?
Solies: Okay, pal, like I'm in.
Blinky: Great! Now go talk Lena into being our girl doctor!
Solies: uh...
Blinky: Three Scooby snacks?
Solies: Well, she does like saving animals....

scooby snacks, they fight crime, blinky, emma, solies

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