Emma's will
OldManSolies: As the Executor of Emma's estate...
OldLadyLanna: I'm the executrix, sonny, and don't you forget it, you young whipersnapper.
OldStewie: Mum, how long do we have to stay?
OldLadyLanna: Not long. There aren't that many behests.
AdultStewie: Good because your grandchildren are at home making their grandpa crazy.
OldLadyLanna: Too late.
AdultKirk: But Momma, Pani Emma wouldn't have wanted us to suffer.
OldManSolies: If I could have some quiet and respect for the dead.
OldManBlinky: What? What's that? Who's been fed?
OldManBoris: (screaming into OldManBlinky's ear) It's Emma. She's dead!
OldManBlinky: I know she's wed. I ain't stupid. I remember when she married that their Jumpie. Such a smart boy. Always liked him, 'secpting when he'd skip out on my parties.
AdultD Where is Husband?
OldLadyLanna: He's dancing in the corner. Now hush.
OldManSolies: To the entire Lanna clan, I leave my BJs membership. Good until the year 2760. With this note: I'd give it to my own kids, except they're spoiled rotten and only shop at small marts and pick over their food. Who ever heard of buying one onion. "That's all you need for one dinner." they tell me. My own children. Spoiled the lot of them. I blame Jumpie.
OldManJumpie: (singing and dancing) We're in the money! We're in the money!
OldLadyLanna: You didn't get the BJs membership.
OldManJumpie: What? You mean all I'm left with is that worthless James Bond collection! Why did I stay all these years?
OldManSolies: uh, Love?
OldManJumpie: Bah!
OldManBoris: Feh. You stole my expression. You thief!
OldManJumpie: I had it first!
A slap fight between Jumpie and Boris ensues. During the confusion, Blinky sneaks off with the BJs card
AdultSpock: (Gesturing to the fight) That's what Emma would have wanted.
OldLadyLanna: I'm the executrix, sonny, and don't you forget it, you young whipersnapper.
OldStewie: Mum, how long do we have to stay?
OldLadyLanna: Not long. There aren't that many behests.
AdultStewie: Good because your grandchildren are at home making their grandpa crazy.
OldLadyLanna: Too late.
AdultKirk: But Momma, Pani Emma wouldn't have wanted us to suffer.
OldManSolies: If I could have some quiet and respect for the dead.
OldManBlinky: What? What's that? Who's been fed?
OldManBoris: (screaming into OldManBlinky's ear) It's Emma. She's dead!
OldManBlinky: I know she's wed. I ain't stupid. I remember when she married that their Jumpie. Such a smart boy. Always liked him, 'secpting when he'd skip out on my parties.
AdultD Where is Husband?
OldLadyLanna: He's dancing in the corner. Now hush.
OldManSolies: To the entire Lanna clan, I leave my BJs membership. Good until the year 2760. With this note: I'd give it to my own kids, except they're spoiled rotten and only shop at small marts and pick over their food. Who ever heard of buying one onion. "That's all you need for one dinner." they tell me. My own children. Spoiled the lot of them. I blame Jumpie.
OldManJumpie: (singing and dancing) We're in the money! We're in the money!
OldLadyLanna: You didn't get the BJs membership.
OldManJumpie: What? You mean all I'm left with is that worthless James Bond collection! Why did I stay all these years?
OldManSolies: uh, Love?
OldManJumpie: Bah!
OldManBoris: Feh. You stole my expression. You thief!
OldManJumpie: I had it first!
A slap fight between Jumpie and Boris ensues. During the confusion, Blinky sneaks off with the BJs card
AdultSpock: (Gesturing to the fight) That's what Emma would have wanted.