Oct 31, 2012 10:23
Jumpie: Hrm. I see that, despite my requests, Virtual Emma is back.
Emma: Yes, well, you know with the economy the way it is, I've decided she needs a job. Lanna is picking her up in a few minutes.
Jumpie: More job interviews?
Emma: No, I've added a camera and she's going to be official picture taker. You see, with Princess Leapling getting older, I've realized that I can't both play with Princess Leapling and take pictures of me playing with Princess Leapling; so the obvious answer is...
Jumpie: ...don't worry about taking pictures and focus on having fun with Princess Leapling.
Emma: No, that's your solution, not mine. My solution is equiping Virtual Emma with a camera so she can be "picture taking Emma" and I can be "playing with Princess Leapling Emma."
Virtual Emma: I want to be "playing with Princess Leaping Emma."
Emma: Oh, honey, she'd eat you alive.
Jumpie: Literally. She loves cardboard.
Emma: And electronics.
Jumpie: and Lanna is going to operate the camera?
Emma: No, the camera is fully integrated into virtual Emma. She can control it and the mount provides nearly 360 visibility. Lanna is renting her so SHE can have pictures of her with her four children.
Jumpie: She has four children? I thought she just had the two boys, Spock and Stewie.
Emma: And that's why she needs virtual Emma.
virtual emma,
stewie,
lanna,
kirk,
emma,
jumpie