Finally saw Sucker Punch and fucking loved it. Need fic, nao!

This is what happens when I get lost in aimlessly clicking on links, wasting my time on the Internets instead of doing something constructive.

There's no philosophy behind this picspam; women in uniform are hot, it's simple as that.


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Saw this photo of the Croatian female waterpolo team on the local news portal this morning.

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I've been lusting after my young pharmacist ever since she started working in the pharmacy near my house.

Every time I go in there and I see her working the counter, I'm having all these... thoughts.

Poor girl, she has no idea.

I'm not sure my girlfriend would approve, either.

My friends know me as a cool, silent type. I scoff at lovey-dovey stuff. Happy endings are not my thing. I roll my eyes at rom-coms. And then something - or better yet,  someone - happens and I turn into a big puddle of romantic goo. She looks at me with those pretty, pretty blue eyes, she smiles at me mischievously like she does, she giggles and ( Read more... )

I had a few days with some extra free time because I've been flying solo for the past week. Oh, haven't I told you? I got me one of those girlfriend things. Yes, a real one. None of that blow up or build-her-in-the-cyberspace type of crap. A real, live woman. I'm dating a real girl! ZOMG, I know! She's on a vacation right now (I'm stuck at work the ( Read more... )

I wonder, why is it always the case that, when I find a girl who is smart, funny, outgoing, seems to like me back and is certifiably gay, she has to live at least what would be a two hour ride away from me?

Also, why do all the best romances I've had have been virtual ones? Do I really suck that badly in real life? Am I that fucking dog that barks ( Read more... )

The other day I spoke to Maxi about how things are going with Kai. I expressed my frustration by her teasing attitude and then I went on a rant about what is it that I want from her. I want sex. No, I want a relationship. I don’t care. I care.
So when we spent practically the entire day together yesterday I realized that I haven’t thought this ( Read more... )

I’ve been awfully quiet in my blog lately, have you noticed? Well, there’s a reason for it. First, nothing exciting was happening in my life. Second, I was too lazy to make random posts. Third, it’s so much more fun lurking around other people’s El Journals, anyway.
So what happened, you ask, that made me dust off my wicked little blog? Let me tell ( Read more... )

If you remember reading the post about my enchantment with a certain shopping mall girl I wrote some ten days ago, here's a sequel to the story.

She finally came to work after being on a 9-day vacation. Finally, I got my chance to present her with my gallant gesture of appreciation in a form of fancy-schmancy chocolate. This time, instead of ( Read more... )