Did I forget to mention how awesome I am?

Muscles taught with anticipation whilst legs grew stiff from hours of waiting, one lone reporter remained with a set goal, all knowledge and skill coming into play as he leveled his patience. News teams from around New York had left the scene hours before, all but given up hope of the elusive politician emerging from their room, but, with brows ( Read more... )

By that, I can only deduce that your suggesting I lie on a regular basis or as part of my daily job.. And if you think that, then you're a terrorist.

I am the truth and every word that escapes my lips is scientifically proven, taken from fact and agreed with by millions and billions of World Wide patrons. I never lie, and that's the truth ( Read more... )

Good morning, good afternoon and good evening to the world, and maybe even beyond ( Read more... )