Tonight's Topic: Tell the truth about something you usually lie about.

[slim_steve]

By that, I can only deduce that your suggesting I lie on a regular basis or as part of my daily job.. And if you think that, then you're a terrorist.

I am the truth and every word that escapes my lips is scientifically proven, taken from fact and agreed with by millions and billions of World Wide patrons. I never lie, and that's the truth

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[mr_colbert]

You know me, Steve. I don't lie either. We're the only two of our kind left.

[slim_steve]

And that is why people look up to you and I, Stephen.

[mr_colbert]

It's about time we had our own monument in DC.

[slim_steve]

Fantastic idea! I'm surprised no one has already made one.